Plague Flail

A crude weapon constructed by shitting in a pillow case.

Jessica turned me down for prom so I beat her with a plague flail

by 14kkk88 December 2, 2018

playgirlchan

Perfection. A very beautiful and sweet girl who feels very bad about herself sometimes, but she is actually perfect. An angel. The nicest girl you will ever meet in your life. If you don’t like her, you must be crazy.

A: Chanel is so pretty and nice!
B: You mean @playgirlchan?

A: Yeah, she’s amazing!

by Ialwayswearblack January 28, 2019

playground swing lookin ass

someone with really thin arms but a really thicc ass.

random guy: i have a condition where my upper extremities are very small but my hips are huge.
second random guy: nah bro u just a playground swing lookin ass.

by JewelsHax February 10, 2019

Playgiarist

Someone who thinks plagiarism is fun.

Twice I caught him using my results without attribution. He just laughed - a consummate playgiarist.

by vivauganda June 2, 2019

Playground moisturizer

The worst insult to ever exist in the entire universe.

Omg it's that playground moisturizer person.

by mlemingshobe November 27, 2019

Plague Mistress

A woman with whom your relationship advances quickly due to epidemiological pressures.

I’m truly fond of my Plague Mistress, but I wouldn’t spend so much time with her if not for the quarantine.

by WhyDoIHaveToExplainThings March 18, 2020

Plague Time Off

When you have been in Quarantine for "x" amount of days from the Covid-19 outbreak, but still need time away from work.

Working from home is great during this pandemic, but I need some Plague Time Off.

by AHJax April 1, 2020