butt pipe

Term used to refer to someone who has just done something stupid.

Jamie: "Ah no, I just sharted in my pants."
Ben: "Nice job Butt Pipe!"
OR
Jamie: "I just missed the exit, and it's 50 miles to the next turnaround."
Ben: "You Butt Pipe!"

by Joe Bough September 27, 2006

stove pipe

a shooting term used when on a (gun) line or firing range; a round that does not extract all the way out of a "semi-automatic pistol or rifle" after fired; the round will be pointing toward the sky thus with a tad of smoke coming out; to look like a stove pipe;malfunction with a pistol or magazine

"Shit, my Beretta stove piped again."

by Gabe July 06, 2003

bag pipe

Screwing a chick in her arm pit. Similar to a titty fuck.

Damn I wish she had done a better job of shaving before I bag piped her.

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

apple pipe

Screw that, you don't need a pen to smoke out of an apple. All you need is an apple and a knife.

Pull out the stem and carve a little bowl at the top. Then cut a hole in the side and connect that hole to the bowl. Pack the bowl and smoke it. :)

I was feeling crappy because I couldn't find my piece, I had to smoke out of an apple. It turned out to be a very enjoyable experience.

by where am i? March 08, 2005

Pipe Bomb

The source of the mysterious ticking noise.

Snape: What IS that mysterious ticking noise? *checks room* Not over here, not over there. ... Kinda... catchy.

**LATER**

Ron: I found the source of the ticking! It's a pipe bomb!
Everyone: YAYYYY!

*EXPLOSION*

Voldemort: *creepy* Muuuawahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa.

by Xandra Ben December 09, 2009

piped out

when you dick a bitch down so good that it make her run home and tell her daddy how trill the dick was

White hoe: "Daddy, I got piped out by that black guy you work with last night"

White Hoe's Dad: "WHAT, I'm gonna KILL THAT NIGGER!!!"

by H-tine Ridah July 19, 2010

fart pipe

An oversized exhaust used to compensate for have a weedwacker engine under the hood (see honda). Its sole purpose is to reduce performance and generally annoy anyone within a quarter mile radius. Popular among 16 year old white boys who think they're black.

This also leads to the expression: The bigger the exhaust, the smaller the penis.

That little wigger across the street put a fart pipe on his crappy Civic. It woke me up at 5am, so I called the cops.

by H8Hondas July 08, 2005