Astrology Passage

JEREMIAH 10:1-2.

Astrology Passage,

1) Israel, listen to what Yahweh says to you,
2) Yahweh says, "Do not learn the customs of the pagans. Do not be concerned about astrological signs like the pagans are."

by Herbert W. Armstrong III June 14, 2009

Smash or Pass

Basicly asking would you have sex or date this person

Marcus: Hayley Williams smash or pass?
Javier: Smash bro like Rawr!!

by emoboi182 December 20, 2022

parse

verb. to actively comprehend, to make sense of. To understand as a result of effort, as opposed to understanding intuitively. A derivative of the computer and linguistics term "parse," to analyze data or a sentence for structure, content, and meaning. Most frequently used in parody of a hypothetical error message generated by a computer that was fed nonsensical data, eg, "Does Not Parse."

She obviously had no idea what I was talking about. She just kept staring at me blankly, like 'does... not... parse...'

by awibs June 15, 2010

pansexual

one who is attracted to kitchenware

oh my god im so horny i think ill have pansexual sex with this pot

by a random guy that likes pizza December 12, 2019

passenger princess

A girl who doesn’t know how to drive, so her friends drive her around and she just sits in de passenger seat while taking care of the music.

That girl is such a passenger princess, her best friend drives her around al the time.

by unknown user 2001 March 6, 2023

Anti hug a furry month pass

If a furry gives you this pass then you don’t have to participate on the hugging of February starting from February 1st to February 26th.
Can be used at any time.

Ok cool my furry friend gave me the anti hug a furry month pass!

by Wordsat February 1, 2021

ships that pass in the night

When you meet someone of the opposite sex who is incredible and you have such a fantastic time but only for a short period. You both go your separate ways wishing you could stay together longer. Normally when you meet someone away from home. You part with fond memories of each other.

Stu: I have to go now, but I loved spending that time with you, you are incredible.

Mary: Its sad, just consider us as ships that pass in the night.

Stu: Ok Bye.

Mary: Bye.

by chindelly April 16, 2010