He's a complete and utter square. The state of being a "dick". He's a fucking piece of cunt.
Dude your being a fucking Jon Owen.
by Hide how June 12, 2017
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Boy: "Hey, where did he go?"
Girl: "He moved away."
Boy: "He must've pulled an Owen."
by AeroNova October 24, 2017
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a rare creature

typically found at school, owen house, averys house.
by curstys September 20, 2023
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An amazing human being wow he's amazing. Nobody else compares to this man. If you meet him you should give him money.
by Drink water o13f June 18, 2021
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Owen brain is a very special type of brain that only one person known has. The person, Owen, always acts so dumb in many situations and says things unrelated to what is being said. Other symptoms of Owen brain is baldness and excessive disturbance to people but scientists still have not been able to study it or find the cause or reason for it.
Why is this guy saying this, oh right its his Owen brain
by THE GOATTTTT May 4, 2023
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Somebody who is a poor Jew with no friends and also gets caught watching pornography.
Owen Tyson your grounded for eating toast.
by The truth teller and not a lie January 24, 2017
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