hook eared

Heaving been purposely given an ear worm by someone else with the sole intent of leaving a song stuck in your head. If you've been hook eared you've taken the ear worm bait!

Colleague keeps dropping lines from a song into conversation throughout the day.
At the end of the day you're whistling the tune, and realise you've been hook eared.
*Colleague twists moustache like an old timey movie villain.*

by Dale Tucker November 19, 2018

polish the hook

Another term for jacking off.

I need to go to the bathroom and "polish the hook" if you know what I mean;)

by Thefanman July 23, 2016

Death hook

"Death hook" refers to when someone who's playing the game, Dead by Daylight, their character has been hooked at least twice.

Upon their last and third hook, their character dies, so thus the name, "Death hook" was coined.

Popular Twitch Streamer: "Uh oh. Come heal me because I'm Death Hook next."

by TheLastAndFinalDefiner May 24, 2020

jersey hook

When a guy grabs a girls head on a car ride in a hook like motion and pulls her to his twigs and berrys. This is especially true on the jersey turnpike.

I gave my girlfriend the jersey hook on the turnpike

by MERSEYME June 13, 2017

emotional hook

A hookup that actually has real emotion behind it. Not a drunk hookup or a random hookup with someone you've gone on a few dates with that you feel lukewarm about. A hookup with someone you really like. You can usually tell if it's an emotional hook if you don't want them to leave after hooking up.

Ryan: "So, how was it last night?"
Cal: "Dude it was actually great. The hook is so much better when you actually like them."
Ryan: "The fabled emotional hook?"
Cal: "Truly. Didn't want to them leave right after"

by BrysonStrong August 3, 2023

The hook method

When you put your thumb in her vagina then hook your pointer finger around in her asshole and put them together

"Hey babe lets do the hook method again"
"Okay just don't pinch so hard this time"

by Kram Mailliw June 10, 2017

Captain Hooked

The act of a woman giving you a blow job and then secretly slipping her finger in your but and curling her finger in a hook shape so you can't pull it out while doing her best impression of captain Hook.

Everything was going good last night until she Captain Hooked me.

by Mr.funster February 19, 2018