lock-blocked

when someone thwarts your plan to dye hair.
"dude! i wanted to dye hair yesterday and you wanted to go clubbing! you totally lock-blocked me!"
by raychelle July 11, 2008
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Seat lock

When you sit down, you call seat lock so when you get up, someone can not take your seat.
You can’t take my seat I called seat lock.
by @yung._.princee April 29, 2018
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Piss Lock

When you have been sat down for ages and really need to piss. If you get up, you will relieve pressure on your bladder causing you to wet yourself, but if you stay sat down you will eventually piss your pants anyway. This paradox is known as Piss Lock. There is no know solution that doesn't result in piss everywhere.

Piss Lock was first discovered during a 5 hour League of Legends marathon.
"Guys I can't get up I've got Piss Lock"
by DatJackieB November 18, 2019
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Lock Leg

After a man jerks off his legs lock up in a fully flexed position. When experiencing this it is hard for a man to move his legs after.

Example: walking, running, sitting
Mom: John do the dishes
John: I would but I cant get up I have lock leg
by Lock Leg November 03, 2020
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Wed Locked

When you want to get divorced, but you are to poor to afford a divorce and two households, so you stay married.
You no longer have sexual relations with your spouse and are not allowed, because you are married, to have sex with someone else. You are wed locked.
Under the marital status box check one of the following:
Single
Married
Divorced
Wed Locked
by Annbiguous June 07, 2009
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Double lock

The act of locking your bedroom door and locking your bathroom door before beginning masturbation
I always double lock before I rub one out don't want my rommie to see my dick
by TheOnlyOne August 16, 2012
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cocky locks

A cocky girl. Think Goldy Locks, but way more full of themelves. And they don't necessarily have to eat bears porridge, or like porridge at all, just reach a state of asshole-ness with their overconfidence, and have locks. Can also refer to hair that a cocky girl possesses.
That cocky locks thinks everyone is in love with her.

I want to rip her cocky locks right out of her scalp!
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