Office Napper

An employee at a company that has the ability to sleep while holding up a paper and pin in one hand with out anyone knowing to make it seem as if they are working until the moment the pin drops and hits the floor to wake them up!
Elmore: John's so quite today hard at work!
Steve: Who John the Office Napper!
by sTxLaTiNo May 05, 2011
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office horror

A horror television/film sub-genre where the daily horrors of working in an office are a key theme. Examples include Severance, The Office, Office Space, etc.
The first season of that new office horror show really made me want to work from home.
by MattCA April 11, 2022
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office dolly

Someone who works in an office with no defined role. Typically runs around after everyone else like a headless chicken.
Yeah, I'm the new office dolly at work. All I do is get coffee and file papers until someone yells at me to do something.
by officedollys January 29, 2017
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mobile office

A car that you spend allot of time in mostly for business, making deliveries, ect.
Homie- Yo what you into?

Me- Shit riding in the mobile office.
by Gncna March 21, 2018
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Office Skank

A woman who makes out during a company party with a male colleague.
Elaine: Of course I'm dating Brad, what you think I am, the office skank?
by WhoCaresYaDipper February 25, 2021
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Office Pot

The act of containing weed and/or smoking weed in an office cubicle.
"I heard form Stacy that Jerry had some office pot. Maybe we could get some from him!"
by WeGotDemMaffs July 31, 2017
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Office Diva

A co-worker that frequently complains about or fires off emails about problems that don't exist. Also, tends to exaggerate situations without knowing whether it is a problem or not. May punch doors and yell for effect. Has an opinion about everything and likes to hear himself or herself talk. Fires off emails explaining why others are wrong and frequently hears the phrase, "We're already doing that."
After her email tirade, the office diva, Brynna, walked over to John's office and pounded on his door, yelling at him about the content of the email. After John explained the situation, she realized it was not an issue. She was not embarrassed.
by circlesofindecision March 03, 2017
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