Casual Observer

When something seems ridiculously apparent, yet in actual fact the opposite is true.

Fred: I do all the work around here!!
Sally: And yet, to the casual observer it would appear you do absolutely nothing!
Fred: That's because nobody sees me work or takes the time to notice -_-

by Patrique von Schnifflehausen January 21, 2012

observer

obsession in altruism

brittish daily observer

by I am erica oedibush September 30, 2003

observer01

a person who likes to observe homosexual acts. Is inherently gay and can never change. Has no intelligence. Possesses the same value to mankind as a piece of poop, or a fictional character like pokemon.

Stop being such an observer01.

by boynamedgoo June 10, 2006

The overly obsessed PBS Kid

When someone oddly becomes obsessed with everything that has to do with PBS Kids.

Hey TK, I think you are "The overly obsessed PBS Kid."

by sclimmim May 31, 2019

osculum obscenum

My balls are itchy in latin

Si out osculum obscenum

by Hp.tx October 3, 2022

obsequently

Reaction(s) that happen both in a quite apparent fashion, simultaneously or possibly in sequence, but because of directly, or made possible by the fact that both related actions are rooted reactions of the same initial action, yet directly influence the outcome of 'one or another/each other.'

There were 8 friends who all hated each other; bill, jeff, jill, jim, john, joe, jack, jane, and stephanie.

Bill hated jeff and jill.

Jeff
Bill<

Jill
Jeff hated jim.
Jill hated john

Jim

Jeff/
Bill<

Jill\

John
John hated joe
Jim hated jack

Jim

Jeff/ \Jack
Bill< >Stephanie

Jill\ /Joe

John
Now imagine Bill slapping jeff and jill because he hates them, Jeff and Jill slap Jim and John because they hate them, Jim and John slap Jack and Joe because they hate them, and Jack and Joe both slap Stephanie because they hate her.

A person may use the actions of Jack and Joe as obsequently occuring incidents because both were caused by apparently the same intial action, and both are related to each other on the basis of outcome, influence, and direct influence between the initial action and the consequently related reaction.

by freedomfighters January 1, 2010

Obsessive Ebay Disorder

Constantly Buying stuff you dont need on Ebay just for the hell of it.

My co-worker has Obsessive Ebay Disorder, a.k.a OED he is always looing for deals on Ebay just for the hell of it.

by CB2k10 August 6, 2010