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Ribble Salmon

An unspeakable disgusting act originating from the mill workers of Lancashire, England. Those who perform it are often viewed as horrendous perverts, whilst those who receive it are usually victims of a nightmarish and non-consensual experience.
I was so drunk she gave me a Ribble Salmon and I didn't even notice until the next morning.
by Alreet Lad January 24, 2018
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Salmoned

Noun - The act of fighting against the current at work. Reaching what you thought/were told was your goal only to figuratively get fucked and die.
Roger really got salmoned. The day he completed the code for his project, it was canceled.
by Trainer Jer March 27, 2020
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Salmon

Salmon
(verb)

A humorous, slightly ridiculous move where someone places the palm of their hand between another person’s thighs and rapidly “swims” their hand back and forth while yelling “SALMON!” — mimicking a salmon struggling upstream against a river current.

Important: Only done with clear mutual consent; the action is meant as a joke, not as anything sexual or aggressive.
“At the party, Chau suddenly yelled ‘SALMON!’ and pretended to swim her hand upstream between Christopher’s legs — everyone cracked up.”
by Salmon Queen September 18, 2025
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White Salmon, WA

Far superior to other Columbia River Gorge communities. Stevenson, Goldendale, and even Hood River wish they could achieve the greatness of White Salmon. Cost of housing is high to keep the trash in Washougal.
by Edward Teach Jr. May 9, 2018
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Packing Salmon

*could also be said "Packing the salmon"
Euphemism for having sex
The salmon was packed and ready for shipping, but it didn't get shipped.

"Have you seen Mack and Alex?
"Nah, they're upstairs packing salmon."
by jiffyluube September 4, 2016
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The salmon salad

When you're balls deep in ya girl while your dick be soft and she asks her boyfriend to come out of the closet and join in while being soft as well.

It's like having salmon in a salad cause you can barely notice it's there my nigga. Just like ya girl can barely notice ya.
Dude I was fucking this shawty while my dick be swinging around soft and then her boyfriend joined in just as soft as me.

She received the salmon salad.
by the salmon sallad November 8, 2019
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Samuel El Salmon

Sam is a historical breed of man, His loyalty and dedication is unmatched. He is a great boyfriend and even better friend. He has a massive penis and lots of money, any girl would be blessed to have someone like Sam in their life.
Damn lucas, you fucked Samuel El Salmon?!
by Zlla January 27, 2025
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