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Nice Guy

A badge of martyrdom. Men who spend their most of their time whining about how women “just want to date jerks”. Oblivious to the fact that no one finds people who feel sorry for themselves attractive, much less people who blame others for their lack of success. Most self proclaimed “nice guys” are just as self-centered and misogynistic as the jerks they gripe about, they are just much more spineless. To stupid to figure why women don’t find them attractive, they conclude that in order to get laid they must treat a woman like shit.

They tend to befriend women with the expectation that women owe them something more than friendship, then get all pissed off when the women tells them she’s not interested. Often going after women who are already in relationships, they misrepresent their intentions and try to use emotional manipulation and the facade of friendship as an excuse to get closer to them and score with them.

The sort of man who will give my definition a thumbs down. :)
Nice Guy: Why don’t women date nice guys like me?
Honest Girl: Because, you have no self-esteem and you have to blame other’s for your problems.
by OneBadAsp October 29, 2006
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Hookah Nick

A person who is the god of everything that is and will be hookah. His wise and noble hookah ways usually lead to a gathering of disciples, whom try to learn his dark and mysterious hookah teachings. A Hookah Nick status can be obtained by showing hookah novices something they've never seen before hookah related, which is shortly followed by their eternal devotion and blowjobs.

See also "Hookah Fluffer"
Hookah Nick showed me a new brand of tobacco yesterday and man was it awesome! He really did deserve that blowjob I gave him.
by Imnothookahnick December 2, 2009
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Nice play, Shakespeare!

Ironic or sarcastic exclamation meaning, "That was really stupid."
Rob: So how's it goin' with Stephanie?
Jim: I accidentally tripped her and gave her a concussion.
Rob: Nice play, Shakespeare!
by xJulia June 19, 2006
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This is why we can't have nice things

1.) The inability to possess quality goods or services.

2.) Shit we can't have.
3.) Used to describe the consequences of an asshole.
1.) "God dammit Schmidt, this is why we can't have nice things."
2.) "He pissed on my desk, this is why we can't have nice things."
3.) "You grabbed her ass, this is why you can't have a nice thing."
by Humping midget January 15, 2011
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Nick Frost

Born 28 March 1972, he is an actor best known in the UK for the Channel 4 show Spaced, and in the US for the film Shaun of the Dead.
"Men have an unspoken telepathy, a biological connection between male psyches. Whether they know each other or not, put a group of them together, always the same." - Nick Frost as Mike Watts in Spaced.
by Dodger of Zion March 30, 2005
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Nick'd

Get beat at something very badly; Getting annihilated at head to head competition.
Damn you just got your ass Nick'd 70-7
by Ga Southern January 12, 2008
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Nick Mcgreevey

a person named nick. often mistaken for the amazing Nick McGravy. everyone wants to be: Nick Mcgreevey
whoa! is that nick mcgreevey?
yeah!
I want to be him
by blahblahwaz23 March 30, 2011
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