shit nails

A term used to describe an angry or extremely unpleasant surprise in reaction to information or a situation. Akin to "shitting a brick," the term derives its meaning from the horrific experience that "shitting nails" would be, and thus a person suffering through it would naturally be in a pissy mood.

"Evelyn shit nails when I told her I didn't really get a vasectomy."

by Pimpsta G February 26, 2008

Andrew Neil

Pictionary Master.

Andrew Neil is incredible at pictionary.

by UrbanPictionary1 June 18, 2020

hannah o neil

biggest fucking bitch

hannah o neil

by java man1 September 25, 2011

painting your nails

guaranteed to get you pussy

i saw brad painting his nails bruh... thats so gay
nah man he got laid after he did that. if you ever want pussy you gotta be painting your nails

by dicklicker3000 May 18, 2021

Neil

He who is well endowed and provides great pleasure for women.

Neil is a man with an extremely large penis that can provides many hours of pleasure for his female companions!

by Kramer049494 February 4, 2010

Neil Elwood

A very cute, sexy, hot teenage male, with the power to cause oragasms from simple smile or touch

Last week i got Neil Elwooded by someone

by d4cal4 October 4, 2006

Neil

Neil is a guy who is an absolute pigeon god who is sweet, kind, sexy and just overall amazing. He sometimes keeps himself to himself but when Neil comes out of his shell, hell breaks loose. If you get to know neil you will see that he is the straightest guy ever. He's very respectful and caring and puts others before himself lmao. he gets annoyed easily ngl especially by people who talk too much and blonde people ngl he finds them just jarrring. He's just a sexy guy

1) is that Neil the sexiest pigeon ever
2) He's so dreamy

3) he hates shanthosh

by By Nukesters10 November 12, 2018