HELP

something you say when you search up cream pie

HELP I JUST SEARCHED UP CREAM PIE

by im gud at speling March 3, 2022

Help

I need help

Please help me i need help i am in danger

by Help me i need help November 5, 2020

HELP, HELP ME!

If someone is yelling this, they are completely fine and need no assistance

Giovanni: HELP, HELP ME!

Drew:Nah, You chillin

by AHHHHHHHH HELP ME January 26, 2024

help me

do not help them at all costs

not cool guy - HELP ME PLEASE HE HAS A GUN
cool guy - this joke is so old bro

by pygmysquidreal November 29, 2023

Christmas Help

An imaginary overflated opinion of ones self. Thinking one is above basic tasks.

Ones overflated opinion of ones self. Thinking one is above basic tasks.

Ron - Mark, can you help me move a desk from Ken's office to my house? I have a truck.

Mark - don't be a cunt Ron, do you think you are dealing with the Christmas help?

by Bertie Big Bollox December 10, 2010

help me funk

To help a person get incredibly horny to the point that they explode into a ball of lumpy chodes. This is usually done with a banana.

Could you help me funk

by lord_fabulous March 1, 2016

Call in and we'll help you

We aren't going to help you.

Hym "Because I already said I'm not calling in. So, 'call in and we'll help you' means you aren't going to do it. Not calling in isn't a barrier to you. So, no. I'm not ever going to do that. You should have done what I told you 3 years ago or 10 years ago and though kids in Texas would not be dead and Suchir Balaji would not be dead. YOU... DO WHAT I TOLD YOU TO DO. I'm not doing it. There are a lot of things I WILL do but no. I'm not calling anyone. I'm not doing anything beyond this. You can just listen to the words I say and then do those words and not the other way around. I already told you I wouldn't and I already explained why."

by Hym Iam March 26, 2025