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When a man jerks off while doing aggressive commentary in the voice of Macho Man Randy Savage, hyping himself up like he’s about to win WrestleMania — “OHHH YEAH, THE CREAM RISES TO THE TOP!” included.
This act usually involves a lot of flexing, heavy breathing, and pointing to an imaginary crowd. Ejaculation is often followed by elbow-dropping a pillow, a stuffed animal, or anything nearby.
To perform a "Premium Macho Nut", just wear sunglasses and a bandana after spending a day at the tanning salon.
(noun)
When a man jerks off while doing aggressive commentary in the voice of Macho Man Randy Savage, hyping himself up like he’s about to win WrestleMania — “OHHH YEAH, THE CREAM RISES TO THE TOP!” included.
This act usually involves a lot of flexing, heavy breathing, and pointing to an imaginary crowd. Ejaculation is often followed by elbow-dropping a pillow, a stuffed animal, or anything nearby.
To perform a "Premium Macho Nut", just wear sunglasses and a bandana after spending a day at the tanning salon.
Example:
“Caught my roommate doing a Macho Nut in the mirror, flexing and yelling DIG IT!! as he finished. I’m never using that bathroom again.”
“Caught my roommate doing a Macho Nut in the mirror, flexing and yelling DIG IT!! as he finished. I’m never using that bathroom again.”
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Get the Machonnaise mug.To understand a MCChocken person; one must understand a certain level of stupidity that only grasps this earth once every solar eclipse.
Imagine a man telling another man to go back to Africa; when their ancestral region is Mali, the land which they continuously from.
Variations; a very dumb individual, a coward, a society that lies to the point that words lose their meaning.
Imagine a man telling another man to go back to Africa; when their ancestral region is Mali, the land which they continuously from.
Variations; a very dumb individual, a coward, a society that lies to the point that words lose their meaning.
This is a MCChocken society filled with MCChocken people; that idiot over there is such a MCChocken person; that piece of MCChocken btch left me on read, she could’ve simply told me she wasn’t interested.
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Can be regularly sighted in the larkhill area.
Unfortunately the above comment on this species are false, as clampy mchorseboy is not "aroused" by horses or clamps (maybe lisa!). The individiums who created these obscurely groteesque rumours (mr baker and fir) are cheeses, see cheese.
Can be regularly sighted in the larkhill area.
Unfortunately the above comment on this species are false, as clampy mchorseboy is not "aroused" by horses or clamps (maybe lisa!). The individiums who created these obscurely groteesque rumours (mr baker and fir) are cheeses, see cheese.
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"you think thats pathetic, let me show you a real "Hoss McHosserson!""
"that dude over there with the zz top beard and the tutu is such a "Hoss McHosserson""
"that dude over there with the zz top beard and the tutu is such a "Hoss McHosserson""
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