El Mono is the new way of communicating! By surgically installing an antenna into your head, you can call your friends with only a 60% chance of receiving head cancer!
Plus, you get a free purple monkey which not only acts as the battery but saps your soul, eventually leaving your body an emaciated husk and whisking your soul back to our International Headquaters for usage in new types of devices!
Plus, you get a free purple monkey which not only acts as the battery but saps your soul, eventually leaving your body an emaciated husk and whisking your soul back to our International Headquaters for usage in new types of devices!
"I just had an El Mono installed, now I can call my friends where ever I want!"
"My El Mono battery pack stole my sould. I want it back."
"Johnnie Somedude died when they tried to install an El Mono into his head. Sucks to be Johniie Somedude, huh?"
"My El Mono battery pack stole my sould. I want it back."
"Johnnie Somedude died when they tried to install an El Mono into his head. Sucks to be Johniie Somedude, huh?"
by Vee Are Are Schee October 20, 2003
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exessive money used to buy up all the good properties, commodities, and public services. everywhere we land now, we have to pay.
at least bill gates set up the gates foundation with some of his monopoloy money. apples are still better, though.
george bush used his monopoly money to buy out the us government, and he'll do it again.
mtv is just as bad as the record labels at using its monopoly money to drown out all the good indie music.
george bush used his monopoly money to buy out the us government, and he'll do it again.
mtv is just as bad as the record labels at using its monopoly money to drown out all the good indie music.
by bone December 8, 2003
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by joshosososososos December 7, 2006
Get the monopolopoly mug.Similar to a Canopy, and provides shade for all, but in true "man" fashion, it is not fashionable. Usually constructed from makeshift building materials such as 2x4s or PVC covered in a tarp, this structure is usually used to simply keep sun out of ones eyes with total disregard for aesthetics. Manopies (pl) are usually set up on the beach or at a pool and go best with beer and barbecues. Although they are unattractive, they tend to attract people because they work, and they don't buy into bullshit commercialism.
Let's go to the beach, I got some PVC pipe and a Blue tarp, we can set up the Manopy and drink some beers while we bbq.
by pcharron1983 July 16, 2010
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