Momstead

A man with skin sooooo dark that if you were to turn out the lights, he would disappear. Also, someone who joins your circle of friends at college and becomes the "mother."

"Your mom's not at school with you so I have to ask you how your day was!"
"But your my friend, not my Momstead!"

by WhatWhatInTheButttt April 20, 2010

Momstormed

It's when you are doing something such as playing modern warfare 2 on the xbox, and your whore of a mother comes in the room like an -SS- trooper yelling orders like your some kind of jewish servent

guy1: "guy2 what's up?"
guy2: "not much just getting wrecked by preditor missles"
guy1: " o yea?"
guy2: "yea dude so FUCK IM GETTING MOMSTORMED."
Mom: "YOU FAGGOT GO DO SHIT THAT HAS NO PURPOSE OF BEING DONE RIGHT NOW BUT YOU MUST DO IT NOW!"

by Bang Bang1337 August 2, 2010

moustachular

An adjective which describes a noun with regards to a mustache or mustaches in general.

I have neither the patience nor the moustachular fortitude to grow a Snidely Whiplash Stash.

by E to the Van August 25, 2010

MonStar Weapon

A person who is a fan of Lady Gaga, Jeffree Star, and Semi Precious Weapons. <3

I am a MonStar Weapon, and if Jeffree Star, Lady Gaga, and Semi Precious Weapons were all in one room with me, I think I would die of sheer excitement.

by JustMyCrazySelf November 16, 2010

Monstache

A monstache is a giant, possibly scary, mustache.

Shawn - Look at that guy's huge mustache!
Zack - No dude, that's a monstache! RUN!l

by JZ7 May 16, 2011

Momtage

A MOM-tage® is a word designed for Mother's everywhere (and those who've had them - I believe that is every one of us, folks) - esp for those in 2011 for Mother's Day 2011 - the 101ST USA Mom's Day to date.

I'ts a combo of the 2 word:

Montage + MOM = MOMtage.

I invented MOMtage 4 those of us who are/is/has/have, will be or plan to be a Mother. And, those of course making the videos of THE DAY that's special to our Moms.

Usage: My siblings and I are going to make a Momtage for Mom so she never forgets us.

Created by: ASK - Screenwriter - Author - Eventologist - Chicago, IL USA 5-6-2011 - 1:36 PM CST

All Rights Reserved.

Usage: My siblings and I are going to make a Momtage for Mom so she never forgets us.

by ASK/Chicago May 31, 2011

Monstah Pissah

Adj. bad ass. sweet. cool. awesome

The Red Soxs beat the Yankees last night, it was monstah pissah.

by JMPM September 5, 2011