Milennial

Everyone born the same year as Nathan and Kane give or take a year

Oh what you’re a milennial.. no Ellie your not fuck you

by Cookethebiscuit June 5, 2021

milennial

someone who doesn't have middle-parts, or wears skinny jeans (iykyk)

Me: Hey
Milennial: I LOOK TERRIBLE IN A MIDDLE PART. I LOOK T E R R I B L E IN A MIDDLE PART.

by chovy897 May 6, 2021

millenials

The most wrong, misguided, idiot generation of recent history.

The generation that stands on the shoulder of those of the misguided of Generation X that never got corrected, now lecturing the halls of today's colleges & universities, convinced THEY have rightfully *inspired* these millenials (de-capped) to shame others & forcibly & *toxically* like everything THEY churn out as liberal staple...

So damn empowering!.. But, not to those whom it matters.

Just when you think they might someday amend themselves in maturity, hopes are thwarted for they are hooked on today's media on a feedback of idiot positivity, incessant compliments & false self-justification. You won't have seen a pleasure-driven generation & not know it. Set to spoil the generation post gen z (de-capped, time can only tell if permanently) far worse than THOSE above that were not corrected, they would be impervious to self-realization.

Teacher: Kid, all your answers are millenials (wrong)! How could you not fail the exam!?

by mrdabbleswithpotion January 14, 2022

Millenniac

Millenniac..a wild-eyed “Millennial” know-it-all with “free” tuition studying Social Justice; Generally screams or announces position on rally placards. Wields narrow repertoire of pronouns; lacks ability to correlate current events to avoidance of personal accountability and responsibility. Loud, proud and clueless.

Wow!! Ancient book foretells story of ridding World of Monkeypox!? Millenniacs need to download movie “The Story Of Sodom And Gomorrah”

by Satchmozzy August 5, 2022

Millenial

Someone who did not own a smartphone in highschool

You had a razor in highschool! You’re such a millenial!

by Karpalicious March 25, 2023

Millenniaphobia

The phobia of Millennials.

person 1: *sends a tiktok of a cringe millennial*
person 2: dont. i have millenniaphobia.

by Moskuin October 15, 2023

Millenials

People who only eat sushi and think they're healthy, be on the internet for 10 hours and think they're better people because they drive hybrid cars. They also probably have around five partners and don't want marriage or kids. Oh and, some of them are alcohol addicts. Also they have a weird obsession with Pokémon and Techno music.

Alan: Hey man! I just got a hybrid car! I will surely go to heaven for doing so much to protect the Earth's environment!
James: *sigh* Millenials...

by LegacyFilet January 26, 2024