Mickey Nunes

A cracker son of a bitch who fucks and has reach a rounds with his mother but is also a fagget. He loves sucking cock than jacking off on other men. He is a kkk. he loves to also suck big floppy donkey dicks. The only female he actuality loves is his easy to fuck mother. he loves to lie around like a lazy black person.

If you ever see this lazy ass gay son of a bitch or bastard( whatever the hell is whore of a mother was) show him your dick and act like a stripper. Mickey Nunes will love to see your balls when they are floppy.

by Adam CpWalkers October 20, 2008

Mickey Mouse

also known as Anal Waxing.

I've really been having a difficult time shaving my butthole. Maybe I should just go get a Mickey Mouse?

by TXBoobie May 20, 2010

Mickey Mouse Cop

Another name for a mall cop or a rent-a-cop. They are about as intimidating as Mickey Mouse would be in a uniform.

Mickey Mouse Cop 1: Hey Bob, look at that man stealing all of that merchandise from the electronics store!

Mickey Mouse Cop 2: Stop with that bullshit Jim, I see TEENAGERS congregating over there.

Mickey Mouse Cops 1: OH SHIT! ENGAGE THE TARGETS!

by RoastBeastMakesForAGoodFeast March 11, 2012

mickey d's

A slang term used to describe a set of Chrome 20's

Boiiii! That kid is rollin on some fresh Mickey D's

by E Phezy September 19, 2007

slip a Mickey

when you're dead tired after spending a day at Disney World, but you still sneak in a trip to pound town with your girl before passing out

My feet and legs were on fire after walking around Epcot all day but I was still able to slip a Mickey before going to sleep.

by dis niqqa December 8, 2021

Mickey sticky

When you can't find anything to watch to set the mood for you and your partner so u turn on Micky Mouse Clubhouse and fuck the dogshit out each other.

"what about 50 shades of grey?"

"we can pull another Mickey sticky and turn Disney channel on?"

"ok baby"

by Cuba Johnson June 11, 2016

Mickey Mouse

An evil mouse that Disney uses to steal money from people.

Disney sent Mickey Mouse to the Simpsons to get people to buy Simpson merchandise.

by Durrunited June 10, 2020