Mechanical Keyboard

A way of saying you understand nothing about keyboards

Hey bitch i just got a mechanical keyboard. Here let me show you. CLIK! CLIK! CLIK! CLIK! DUDE that shit is sooooo anoying. IK its a mechanical keyboard!!!!

by OKVBOKODS December 28, 2021

Shade Tree Mechanic

Anyone, while trying to fix an automobile, actually does more damage instead of fixing the problem

Doug is a Shade Tree Mechanic because he done broke his car again

by Brian O'Connor July 24, 2006

Quantum Mechanics

Ones who attempt repairs
on busted stuff,
often utilizing
second-hand or remanufactured
parts.

"I bought a new dodge Quantum.
when something went wrong,
I took it to the Quantum Mechanics
at the dealership,
and they patched-up
the busted thingamabobber."

by alteregoboy December 10, 2008

mechelle cassie

A vivacous flaxen haired beauty who stirs the desires and passions in every living man's burning loins. Ready to come of age on her next birthday she will finally become a woman, a woman i desire, long for, perchance may touch one day not too far away. one imagines the scent of her perfume and the softness of her skin but, alas, i have not experience the all consuming sexual lust that engulfes my balls.

mechelle is the most beautiful putain i have ever layed eyes on

by andrewsteeples September 15, 2004

Quantum Mechanics

Ones who attempt repairs on busted stuff,
often utilizing second-hand or
remanufactured parts.

I bought a new Dodge Quantum.
When something went wrong,
I took it to the Quantum Mechanics
at the dealership, and they patched-up
the busted thingamabobber.

by alteregoboy December 12, 2008

mechasm

to self induse an orgasm while using battery operated equipment.

"I walked in on my ol' lady after work and she was on the bed having a mechasm using high powered equipment toward her woo-woo as smoke was rolling out from her crotch area. She missed me dearly.

by JohnnyMeg August 19, 2004

Mechasexual

1. Romantic and/or sexual attraction or behavior between robots, androids, or sentient machines.

2. The desire to have sexual relations with a sentient machine.

"I would love to have sex with a robot." "You are a total mechasexual."

"Mechasexuality, it's like five gundams having sex."

by SinisterSound August 27, 2011