Masood

Verb - To cheer someone up by telling them the whole truth about a situation that made them feel bad

"Yo this guy on Facebook just called you a dick"
"Aww, that's really sad!"
"Don't worry though, he's got 100 dislikes"
"Aww great, thanks for masooding me"

by masoodsalloo January 15, 2019

Mason

A man that ejaculates onto paper and stores it for future ejaculations to create a strong building material.

Man, that guy seems like a total Mason.

by jeff pain September 12, 2020

mason walker

the rizzard of oz

the rizzly bear
infinate rizz
infinate digits
infinate pull
better than u

mason walker is better than every one of us

by mraceyt February 8, 2023

holy masochist

a priest that likes to get beaten like a sorry child

Haily like getting beaten by her holy masochist while Alan watches sinfully (ben and ashley are in the other room turning eachother into negros while eating clamhats and watching MCR<33!!!!11!!!!1!!!)

by TURBONEGRO June 20, 2006

shit on my dick and call me mason

used when surprised by what a gay person says.

shane: my boyfriend and i had great anal last night.
brittany: shit on my dick and call me mason! thts is discusting!

by britt69chels August 23, 2011

Mason

A giant fucking pussy

Mason is such a coward

by BigAssCheeks November 15, 2019

Masoom

Masoom means 'Innocent'; 'Infallible'.

Masooms are normally very dodgy guys. They're really cunning and can make money out of nothing. You'll normally find them on street corners selling mobile phones or purchasing top spec mac books for later resale.

Masooms are quite ogre like and make loud spontaneous noises like 'ORUGHIPSOIHS!' whilst sleeping.

Masooms never turn up for lectures and are very last minute for coursework. Yet they somehow manage to get higher than people who do turn up.

Masooms tend to have high pitch laughter.

Must be Masoom.

by ihaveafriendcalledmasoom March 23, 2011