Mayonnaise sandwich

Boring, suburban white people. Specifically refers to the lack of spice or anything interesting about them.

Do you see that mayonnaise sandwich over There? His wife is jamming out to the band, but he just looks bored.

by Emmalouscarious August 28, 2018

mayonaise cave

a large, gaping vagina.

I totally hit that mayonaise cave last night!

by Mermaid Bones June 20, 2009

Mayonnaise

When they assume my gender

Person: oh hey what up MAN
Me: EXCUSE ME?!? I identify as mayonnaise you inconsiderate cunt
Person: shit sorry man
Me: STOP TRIGGERING ME WHILE ASSUMING MY GENDER!
Person: Aw sorry mayo
Me: Thats more like it

by ushudstahP January 14, 2017

the mayonnaise on two quarter pounders

a nice piece of ass you cant stop cumming with night after night

yo fellaz, remember the bitch from last night, I pulled the mayonnaise on those two quarter pounders

by Fat Choke May 22, 2003

Bethany mazzone

She's an ugly bitch that takes other people's man's And doesn't care.she needs to get a life and has a pop belly. She hangs around with ugly people.

Have u seen that Bethany mazzone, she lied about getting raped and touched omg!!!

by Rasclart12345 August 17, 2019

mamographic mayonnaise

noun - The sweat that collects under a girl's breast that you can collect with a bucket.

wow thats a lot of sweat you could baste a turkey with it.

by clintz the god February 18, 2004

Hairy Mayonnaise

Noun- To jizz all over ones eyebrows, creating an excellent condiment for a ham sandwhich.

"I gave that hobo prostitute a hairy mayonnaise, then stole it from her face and made a sandwich."

by Dildo'n'AnalBeads November 25, 2006