Matchyou Peachyou

A Peruvian friendship/romance service dat guarantees dat you will find a "sweet-tasting-fuzzy-skinned-fruit-with-a-ridged-pit"-level partner.

I'm told dat Matchyou Peachyou has been in existence for well over 500 years, so hopefully by now they know a thing or two about their local ladies, and thus they would be very good about determining how to find a perfect blinky-eyed cuddle-companion for just about any dude.

by QuacksO July 23, 2021

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Matchelor Pad

A house you live in with your bae

You: Hi bb see you at the matchelor pad
Your baby: hi bb see you soon

by War turtle July 30, 2021

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Related Words

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Matcha Tea

Put boiling hot water and a bag of weed in a persons mouth

Some guy pissed me off so fucking badly I gave him matcha tea (he screamed like a bitch)

by Rotten_Cum September 4, 2021

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Matcha Tea

A delicious type of tea that will fill you up with energy

Gosh Veronica the Matcha Tea I had was so refreshing

by Rotten_Cum September 4, 2021

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Matchak Latte

Matcha Latte from the Polish McDonald "Mata Meal" from Polish rapper Mata. Most of people complain that it doesn't taste like matcha.

I was I Poland last week. I was in McDonald's there, and tried the exclusive for this country "Mata Meal". Don't get the one with the Matchak Latte though, it doesn't taste like real Matcha. I almost puked.

by osminee2 October 27, 2021

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