Players sit in a circle around a shuffled deck of cards. Each player chooses a card face down and then all players turn their cards over at once. The highest card becomes the Master for that round. The lowest card becomes the Slave. The slave's punishment is based on the suit of their low card:
* Hearts, the slave must have a chug of their drink (or pay the master a dollar).
* Spades, the slave loses one article of clothing.
* Clubs, the master asks a question of the slave and the slave must answer truthfully.
* Diamonds, the master gives the slave a dare.
In the case of a tie for high card, the slave must do their punishment for all masters. In the case of a tie for low card, all slaves perform the punishment on their cards, over-seen by the master. When all cards are tied, all players are slaves to the person on their left, and all players are masters to the person on their left.
If a person refuses their punishment, they are removed from the circle as a "bitch" and placed behind the master in question as a "get out of jail free card" to be used when one wishes to refuse a punishment. "I'm not gonna do that but my bitch will".
If a slave runs out of booze, cash, or clothes, their punishment is automatically converted to a dare.
When all slaves have “performed” for their masters, the next round begins.
* Hearts, the slave must have a chug of their drink (or pay the master a dollar).
* Spades, the slave loses one article of clothing.
* Clubs, the master asks a question of the slave and the slave must answer truthfully.
* Diamonds, the master gives the slave a dare.
In the case of a tie for high card, the slave must do their punishment for all masters. In the case of a tie for low card, all slaves perform the punishment on their cards, over-seen by the master. When all cards are tied, all players are slaves to the person on their left, and all players are masters to the person on their left.
If a person refuses their punishment, they are removed from the circle as a "bitch" and placed behind the master in question as a "get out of jail free card" to be used when one wishes to refuse a punishment. "I'm not gonna do that but my bitch will".
If a slave runs out of booze, cash, or clothes, their punishment is automatically converted to a dare.
When all slaves have “performed” for their masters, the next round begins.
"Oh man! We played Slaves & Masters til like 5 in the morning last night! Poor Jenn wound up going down on three different guys and a girl. She was so wasted!"
by BlueDude42 January 10, 2012
The Ability to Bake Bomb Ass Muffins, Thus Muffin Master.
Master of the Muffin Baking.
Master of the Muffin Eating.
Master of Drinking Coffee and Eating Muffins
Master of the Muffin Baking.
Master of the Muffin Eating.
Master of Drinking Coffee and Eating Muffins
by Master of The Muffin September 05, 2007
by buttmonster December 18, 2013
When someone is away from their boyfriend/girlfriend for a period of time that results in them becoming lonely horny and desperate. As a result they throw themselves at the first person of the opposite sex who shows interest in them.
Samara: Ew, did you see Shayleen ! She was gone from Joe for two weeks and she became a total horne master !
Sally: I totally noticed she was all over Kent, hes not even hot!
Sally: I totally noticed she was all over Kent, hes not even hot!
by purpletourtises April 12, 2011
The act of making love missionary in a Little Tyke's turtle sandbox and pulling the shell lid up over your back.
Pat - Bro the neighbors were out of town for the weekend so I took my girl to their kids sandbox and gave her the master of disguise.
Q - Fucking awesome
Pat - Yeah I've still got sand in my knees
Q - Fucking awesome
Pat - Yeah I've still got sand in my knees
by Patscorch June 30, 2016
The beautiful unification of Man's two great needs: Halo and Weed. Has numerous uses:
1. Exclamation of Joy, or Despair, during a marijuana influenced game of Halo Live.
2. Common piece name for Halo aficionados.
1. Exclamation of Joy, or Despair, during a marijuana influenced game of Halo Live.
2. Common piece name for Halo aficionados.
1. "MASTER KEEF!!! I am high."
2. "Ohhh shit, bro-ski's. Pass the Master Keef to me so that I may become high."
2. "Ohhh shit, bro-ski's. Pass the Master Keef to me so that I may become high."
by Jonas Buntrock March 19, 2008
Dean Ambrose, masterer of the titties, saying "nope", sneaking up on opponents in parking lots, beating the shit out of people after giving them an Ice Bucket Challenge, taking curb stomps through cinderblocks like a champ, and doing basically anything else like a fucking badass.
Guy 1: Dean Ambrose is not main event material, he doesn't have the size of John Cena or Roman Reigns.
Guy 2: Are you fucking insane! Ambrose is the best star to grace this industry since Stone Cold Steve Austin! Not to mention, he is also the Tity Master
Guy 2: Are you fucking insane! Ambrose is the best star to grace this industry since Stone Cold Steve Austin! Not to mention, he is also the Tity Master
by proudtobeanamerican August 22, 2014