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masturbate

an event in hacky sack. When "masturbate" is called during play, everyone must touch the sack once each after kicking it, then pass it to the next person. It refers to masturbation involving "touching your sack"
When peter called "masturbate," david faltered by forgetting to touch the hack once.
by Mars November 9, 2003
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mansterbate

To masterbate in a somewhat aggressive manner, as though you're in a rush to get somewhere and you need to get off quickly.
"I had to mansterbate or else I would have been late for work."
by Jordy-Time April 9, 2006
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Masterbater

One, who feels the need to touch and feel upon himself/herself, in order to get sexual pleasure.
See: masterbate
The kid across the street is a damn masterbater, did you ever smell his hands?
by OneHungryHungryHippo May 4, 2004
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masturbater

Uncle Fucker, the masturbater from Decatur, masturbates every day when he sees Kelly Ripa on TV.
by dionyziz December 3, 2007
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Masturbate

to "pull the goalie, wank it, jerk it, or to have solo-sex"
little time pulled the goalie but didn't tell his mom he was wanking it.
by Anonymous July 16, 2003
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macsterbater

someone who uses their mac to repeadetly masterbate
sometiems using porn, sometimes not
Tom " Ed is such a macsterbater, he jacks off to his mac book pro all the time."

Mike" Yah i went over to his house yesterday and he wasn't even jacking off to any porn
by turmanjidurk May 18, 2010
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masturbate

when u tuch hard pp
by crypticwyvren January 26, 2020
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