Master Chief

i think mastur ch33f are a pretty cool guy. he kills aliens and doesnt afraid of anything.

master chief is what comes out of a can of whoop ass

by Just Shut Up March 8, 2009

Master Of Puppets

The greatest Metallica song. From the "Master Of Puppets" album. James Hetfield says it's has many meanings. Most people say it's about drugs.

Metal head 1 - Master Of Puppets is the greatest song ever!
Metal head 2 - NO! Stairway to Heaven is!

by ZombiedDeath May 30, 2009

Master

The dominant, in control male person in a BDSM relationship. Mainly used in context of Master/slave relationship where He is dominant in every way, and not only Masters His property/slave, but His own emotions, reactions, and actions, and has confidently mastered His fetishes, toys, and tools that are used in and during BDSM play.

Master is always right... lol

by De_Pinnacle January 5, 2017

Dive Master

By day a polite and responsible respectable dive instructor, usually found somewhere in a tropical climate teaching tourists to dive in a safe and responsible manner, by night a drunk womanising chain smoking inhabitant of any given beach bar, destined for kidney dialysis in later life. Cayman Island divemasters are reputed to be the most outlandish

"did you see that guy fighting and vomiting at the same time in the bar last night? I think he was a Dive Master"

by lajopi 292 August 11, 2007

Floor Master

One who performs the art of floor shreddage.

Elena and Elizabeth are the only floor masters in the universe. They rip dance floors with their richter body movements.

by Poopage of the pants March 29, 2009

Montebello Masher

This regional favorite consists of three parts. It requires a person to defecate on another person's face (preferably a hard stool). The person then urinates on the feces and face. The last step necessary to complete this fetish favorite is key. This is where the name of the move is derived. The person then sits on the other person's face subsequently "mashing" the urine and feces into them.

Sorry, toilet is broken. Ever heard of the Montebello Masher?

by Autistic Pornstar February 5, 2010

master bates

a character in Oliver Twist's name is charlie bates. mr. Dickens thought it would be funny to call him Master.
and hence we have master bates

(in case you didn't realize, it sounds like masturbates.)

"That when the Dodger, and his accomplished friend Master Bates..."
-Oliver Twist

by i. M. Cold April 14, 2010