It's the end of the world as we know it!!!!!
by urworstnightmare March 04, 2004
When two are married, but they wanna do what they want and when they want to do it which is incorrect. A.K.A. Have it my way marriage. A.K.A. When two Spoiled people get married.
"Ummmm yeah they look cute together but she's so stubborn. Everything has to be her way. They clearly have a burger king marriage."
by Leekeeboo July 16, 2015
Ted and Amy met in February, married in Vegas in March, split up in April, finalized their divorce by May. A non-starter marriage.
by Midnight Noon January 23, 2018
My ex-wife susy's such a half baked looser. I didnt even get to see my daughter's first steps in that half baked marriage.
by Dented cat January 12, 2023
An agreement between two spouses who hate each other that is is in their best interest to remain married solely for financial purposes.
"Man you ever think about getting a divorce."
"Nah, my wife's a fuckin' lawyer, and our mortgage isn't paid off."
"Geez man, you're stuck in a New York Marriage."
"Nah, my wife's a fuckin' lawyer, and our mortgage isn't paid off."
"Geez man, you're stuck in a New York Marriage."
by tmsimps2 May 16, 2016
by McHale'sArmy March 10, 2018
When you meet someone in a Hallmark store who looks like a real life version of a Precious Moments doll and then immediately know that you have to get married to them.
Jake met her at the greeting card store and they totally locked eyes and then boom, got a greeting card marriage.
by Bexolater3000 August 14, 2018