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marketing monkey

n. A person who works in sales or marketing. Generally connotes a person lacking detailed knowledge of the product they are selling. As a result they promise nonexistent features to customers or are ignorant of existing features.
"I can't believe those marketing monkeys told the customers the new model has a built-in toaster oven!"
by D_anonymous October 12, 2005
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Black Market

A gathering of black people who are selling drugs to friends and each other.
My house was a black market yesterday when all of Ypsilanti, a largly black community, was piled in my kitchen and living room selling, trading, and using.
by Josh and Jordan January 8, 2007
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stock market

The lottery for rich people. Evil Republicans think we should put all of our retirement money into it. That way, we can work until we're 90 years old, because the stock market sucks up your money and doesn't give any back.
Putting Social Security into the stock market would be like taking your entire life savings to Las Vegas.
by Anonymous October 6, 2003
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Marketing

The verbalisation of a noun where an an activity is done.

In this case, "market" is the place/noun and that the activity of grocery shopping is done at the market. Market is then verbalised by adding "-ing" = "Marketing"

Simply means : Grocery shopping, traditionally done at the market, nowadays supermarket is also acceptable as long as it is to do with shopping for grocery, not just picking up a carton of milk.

Commonly used in Singapore and Malaysia.

Nothing to do with the meaning of a profession to advertise a product or service.
Friend1 : Where is your mum?
Friend2 : Marketing
Friend1 : Huh?
Friend2 : She's gone to the market to do buy some grocery for the week.
by nokko November 25, 2011
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stock market

the fastest way to lose money
John: I tried my hands at stock market today.
Jane: That explains missing money from our account.
by amios December 7, 2010
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free market system

an idea in which a person start their own business, grows into corporation, buys out all of their competitors, aren't regulated by the US government because the combined I.Q.s of the presidents and their cabinet rarely ever exceeds the number 150, and then the corporations charge vast sums of money for products.
microsoft, oil supliers
by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA August 13, 2004
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marker

an ink thingy that writes... you can use your imagination to draw on paper... is sometimes used to get high off of but thats usually it sharpies but is still a marker... has pretty colors... most of the time it is used for graded school... and if you don't know what the hell it is then i don't know what to tell you... the real question is, is why are u looking up the word marker?
dude i just got a marker... thats bluuuuuue!!!
by captain mv June 10, 2010
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