March Mustache Madness

A month long celebration of the mustache held in the month of march. Mustaches of all types are encouraged.

Guy:" Hey, what's with the mustache?"
Man:" It's March Mustache Madness dumbshit!"

by Charlie knows more than you December 9, 2008

March 10th

The 69th day of the year. Celebrate by 69ing with that special someone.

The March 10th Rap:
...Yeah raise your beer for the 69th day of the year.
March 10th is the most important date so tell me baby how will you celebrate
hoe's bring your hair ties guys can't hold i when they're down by your thighs
Now let me break down the position for you
for all those kids who wanna try something new
don't worry about your guy smelling your but as you get a grand view of his left nut...

by coco snuff and J squirt May 5, 2009

march 3

i killed a man

ahaha march 3 is Kill A Man day

by black man with a mustache November 2, 2019

March 9th

The Official National Sex Day, all others are invalid.

Yo its March 9th, time to go have sex with anyone I please.

by OFFICIAL WEBSTER URBAN DICTION October 16, 2019

March 6

National “BJ in the shower” day!

Woot woot, it’s March 6! Come on hun, let’s go celebrate it!

by Urbanasteroid April 14, 2019

march 13th

national cut a bitch day. this is the only day of the year that it is acceptable to cut fake bitches out of your life and they can’t say shit about it.

person 1: hey bitch i’m dropping you sorry
person 2: why so suddenly?
person 1: it’s march 13th
person 2: oh my bad i forgot

by the quirkiest January 27, 2020

March Slap Ass Month

this month is march and is the third month of the year and because the word ass this month will be honor slapping asses this will be one of the few months the you can slap your friends , girls ass you just need to say march slap ass (this is not gay ) so for this whole month you can slap anyone ass

me:one day I slapped a girls ass she got mad but i told her the it was march slap ass month

by Guzman_boy February 13, 2020