Mantool

A person who has lots of sex with a school.

That mantool spends so much time at school its disgusting.

by Rika Suave May 14, 2003

Manpon

A phrase used by men to their own sex to tell them to stop complaining/whining. Comes from the original word "tampon" which is used only for women (in most cases).

Man #1: This sucks, why do we have to keep doing this?
Man #2: Why don't you get a manpon and suck it up?

by dolphinlazerwave September 14, 2009

mantenance

1) A necessary, completely spontaneous, and very short masturbation session required to maintain mental stability.

2) The antidote for the random public boner.

Ben excused himself politely from Christmas dinner with the in-laws, to perform some much needed mantenance.

Chris acted like he was peeing, when in fact he was performing some mantenance, from an unexpected boner at the ballet.

by mantenance March 26, 2011

mankong

A submissive, bitch-male's asshole which contains a duck and grapefruit juice...in that respective order.

My gay partner got his mankong penetrated in the alley last night.

by Our Lord + Savior Jesus Christ December 3, 2013

Manone

A girl that IS NOT prude, however not a slut. She's gorgeous and kind. You could talk to her for hours without ever getting bored, and you can't help but open up to her.

- Is that girl a slut or a prude?

-Neither, she's a Manone

by super unicorn fart January 12, 2015

manpon

The tissue or toilet paper you put inside your foreskin after a wank to soak up the extra leakage.

"Hey mate wanna do a shopping run?"

"Yeah, I just had a flog so gimme two secs to put my manpon in. I don't wanna make a mess in my undies"

by Big Ted Banter October 12, 2016

Manpon

Using a cock to eleviate menstrual cramps and clear out the vaginal cavity of excess blood.

I 'm cramping bad, can I use your manpon?

by Shtbird August 4, 2017