Peyton Manning

Surprising someone by pulling down your shorts and sitting on their face.

"Man I got a Peyton Manning today, It was the gluteus maximus, the rectum, the testicles and the area in between the testicles. And all that was on my face."

by Darth Wingender March 7, 2016

minging

Something that is very disgusting(1) or someone who is very, very drunk(2)

(1) the puke on that cash machine is Minging

(2)he was so minging last night

by Bubbles October 3, 2003

Monging

Usually 2 people who favour the dead...
who go out and find a dead pregnant woman... one of them jumps on the stomach of the women, whilst the other waits and eats "what comes out".....

Although this doesnt need to be done with a pregnant women

o look bondage matthew and skeener are monging that woman

by sweet May 28, 2004

Super Manning

A sex position akin to the missonary position, with the person on top extending their arms and legs and humming the superman theme.

S.C.: (Humming superman theme song)
S.K.: What are you doing?
S.C.: I'm Super Manning

by Nachington December 2, 2010

minging

someone who is unattractive and well, ugly

Is Katie's boyfriend fit?
no! he is totally minging!

by $cha-ching$ September 15, 2003

munging

What Blaise Swiss does all day long, non-stop, with Austin Heming.

"Blaise, it's my turn of munging, fuck off, I wanna fuck your mom too!", says Austin Heming.

by Nathan Karaulov January 24, 2017

Manning Bowl Party

When two or more dudes get together to watch the rare, overyped, meaningless Peyton Manning vs Eli Manning football phenomenon. Typically, the dudes at the party will put some great cultural significance to the matchup, even though it's just another regular season game that ends in a blowout. These Manning Bowl Parties are usually attended by guys wearing various Manning jerseys who have no life and would rather analyze the facial expressions and brief, nonexistant social reactions between Peyton, Eli, and Archie rather than actually watch the game. The Manning Bowl Party is essentially a meeting of fake football fans who are more into soap operas and dramatic theater than football. Avoid if you are invited to one.

Joe: Hey man, we're going down to the bar to get some beers and watch the football game. You in?

Brent: Oh, no thanks. I got plans to go over Chad's apartment for his Manning Bowl Party. They're having shrimp coctails and margharitas. It will be a fabulous spread. I'm rooting for Eli to win the match! I can't wait to see the look on Peyton's face when he is defeated by ironic sibling rivalry! Wanna come with?

Joe: Um, no thanks, Brent. I'm good.

by StanleyTheManly82 September 13, 2013