My dick is massive

Something said by a guy with a micropenis

Person1: My dick is massive!

Person2: no it’s not...

by Guy with small dick July 22, 2018

Well dip my dick in a cup of hot water!

A huge win.

"Well dip my dick in a cup of hot water!, I haven't see you in years!"

by mattwinwood March 11, 2023

Well Stick My Dick in a Pickle Jar and Call it Kevin

A saying that signifies absolute disbelief

Well Stick My dick in a Pickle Jar and call it Kevin, that's crazy.

by Ellienymt December 08, 2022

its my dick

a stupid guy tryin to get sex

guy speaks through a microphone in his school

hey guys its my dick uh uh uh

by Gavingamerbro from fortnite October 30, 2020

Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult

Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"

by Retard_Ryan March 16, 2023

She's on my dick

When a girl has something for and wants to have sexual intercourse with you.

"Daymn dude ya saw that girl in the bar last night? She's on my dick!"

by milfhunter70 August 17, 2022

lick my dick

its like kiss my ass or taste me cock except its licking and your dick

Timmy: HAHA YOUR MOM'S IN JAIL
Oliver: well uh,
lick my dick
Timmy: no u
Oliver: you want me to lick my dick?
Timmy: uhhh
Oliver: that's what I thought motherfucker
Timmy: fuckin' asshole
Oliver: hmm I thought you were a bitch
Timmy: *does suicide*

by I-ready more like I-not-ready April 22, 2022