suck my dick

your about to put your lips on someones dick
and suck that shit

"suck my dick please"

by sillwyywyw February 18, 2022

My dick is really hard

1. Explanation :
"My dick is really hard" is a word or phrase commonly used or exclaimed by one when, in fact, they're Bald-headed giggle stick is really hard.

Example use case :
Friend one : Woah! Shes hot!
Hard guy : My dick is really hard

Second example use case :
Friend one : Woah! your purple-headed yogurt slinger looks hard!
Hard guy : Yea, My dick is really hard

Yea, i guess My dick is really hard

by WeestDoesDrugs April 22, 2024

get off my dick

Meaning dont kiss up to me . Can also be said like get off is dick

Meek: Oh my gosh homie your album views is so sick like it's secretly my life
Drake: Get off my Dick my n***a

by Seven.klza December 24, 2017

suck my dick

when I person wants to lose there hair they ask there bf to eat it

person 1 daddyyyyy suck my dickkkkkk

person 2 okay * eats* dick off while eating hair
person 1 ahhh~

person 2 maybe we can do something else next time

by gaymonkeythe2nd December 18, 2021

Suck my dick

To tell someone to suck that small tiny goofy ahh dick

Jake: wanna spray paint

Fresh: suck my DICK NIGGA

by Niggerousnigga June 22, 2022

choke the head off my dick

the act of strenuous male masturbation

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009

shitting my dick

are you being for real

Vivian are you shitting my dick

by cowboygoldfish April 18, 2022