Tony montana

The tony montana aka the scar face is a highly recommended top class post coitus act into which the male ejects his penis from vagina and ejaculates on a glass table or mirror in which the female presumes to snort that shit up with a 100$ bill

After we get high you wanna tony montana?

The last time I had a tony montana my throat clogged up.

by Chyna whyte October 10, 2021

montana helper

a shit filled pot with hamburger much like hamburger helper

Your mom ate the montana helper i made last night

by Nosh118 August 18, 2011

Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana

The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married

Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”

by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 28, 2020

French Montana

When one man is wearing a house coat with only nylons on and is smoking a Corella De' Ville bitch stick cigarette and gently blow smoke rings against an ass less chap wear cowboys butthole.

I just saw that guy in nylons giving that cowboy a french montana, my mind is blown. He blew smoke rings inside the cowboys exsposed buttox

by Jimmy wang chang June 14, 2022

montana oreo

Wherein an individual anally fornicates with a female individual of African descent, then ejaculates between her buttocks. This is followed by pressing her buttocks together and thereby spreading the seed between them, followed finally by the initiator eating the ejaculate out from between said female's buttocks.

I say, old chap, are you the fellow who performed a Montana oreo on dear Miss Susie Williams?

by bacchantBrawler May 15, 2016

Montana

Never had a bitch like her that's fo sho. She the baddest biddie out der.

"Bro, Montana is so bad. I want her!"
"Yah bro, I never had a bitch like her in my life!"

by tanaisamfg March 6, 2024

Montana Eggplant

Large black Nigerian female with hourglass hips and a cowboy hat who squirts as faithfully as old faithful. Her partner is typically a small Asian man, around 120lbs in weight or lower. She uses her large tentacle like appendage to dominate her partner.

Damn!, by the way she's doing im, I'd say she's a Montana Eggplant!

by Jack Stack_24 October 2, 2020