The Montana Butcher

The action of a teenager who gets caught beating his meat while he is on a football camp in Montana
The Montana Butcher had to transfer schools after the video got leaked
by Fahq72727272 May 06, 2025
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Montana Justice

When Republicans in Montana don't want to answer uncomfortable policy questions and instead resort to violence
The politician didn't want to answer the reporter's question so he resorted to Montana Justice to silence him instead.
by Tofu Warrior May 27, 2017
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montana traffic jam

A term used to describe a situation where two vehicles stop in the middle of the road to have a conversation, particularly in rural or sparsely populated areas where traffic is minimal.
Guy 1: "Dude, the party has already started! Where are you?"

Guy 2: "I'm caught in a Montana Traffic Jam and these guys won't get off the road!"
by EpicQ February 27, 2024
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Tony montana

The tony montana aka the scar face is a highly recommended top class post coitus act into which the male ejects his penis from vagina and ejaculates on a glass table or mirror in which the female presumes to snort that shit up with a 100$ bill
After we get high you wanna tony montana?

The last time I had a tony montana my throat clogged up.
by Chyna whyte October 10, 2021
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Montana stir fry

The sexual act in which you cook a stir fry high upon the Montana range , let it cool then use a funnel to pour the stir fry into the woman's hole . After the stir fry is inserted the male then continues to fuck the stir fry that what inserted . Hence , the Montana stir fry
Yesterday was crazy , I gave her the Montana stir fry and added soy sauce . I probably should shower
by Fuck scorpion September 17, 2023
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Montana Mocha

The act of having the male scrotum pushed into his rectum during sexual intetcourse
A couple weeks ago my girl gave me the ole Montana Mocha while i was sleeping. Awkward morning..........
by Cmbtvt1210 October 15, 2020
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Montana Proposal

A Montana proposal is where you shit into a jar, and send it to the lady, man, or other of your choice. If the recipient sends the jar back, then the proposal is accepted.
Jimmy: hey, I just sent Sally a Montana proposal.
John: Nice man, you get anything back yet?
by Callmecaleb October 21, 2020
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