minnesota mind fuck

when something happens in the great north star state that is so incredibly awesome / disgusting / incredible that it leaves viewers speechless and expressionless

Dude i got totally Minnesota mind fucked last night when i saw ten chicks having an orgy on my front lawn

by jake11094 July 25, 2011

Cloud Minded

To think creatively, using imagination, thinking outside the box

Jone's is really cloud minded to come up with this solution, the company has been losing money on this problem for months.

by Tampa's Finest February 7, 2010

lack of manners

That shit that happens when a parent doesn't beat their child often.

Mam, your son has an extreme lack of manners

by Troll4hire October 17, 2015

Green Minded

Dirty minded.

Origin:
In tagalog, the word Green is "Berde", which sounds like "Birdie"(The common tagalog euphemism for a penis).

Royce: I nailed her in that interview!
Amanda: oh did you now? ;)
Royce: You're so green minded!

by mr.platinum January 28, 2014

Minnesota Minnow Shot

First experimented with, invented, patented, and consumed in the great lands of Minnesota. In places where great friends get together for more than a good time, but commune ceremoniously in Dionysian style celebrations of strength in friendship. Stout Minnesotan’s deify their virtuous alliance by slamming down the ‘Minnesota Minnow Shot’. A drink consisting of: 1 part stout spirit, and a single fresh swimming minnow. First the shots are to be decanted together in a line, then live Minnesota minnows are to be dropped into each glass immediately before ingestion. Minnesota minnow shots are not for the novice or inexperienced dipsomaniac. Only minnows born of Minnesota lakes will appropriately serve the task. No compliment to Minnesotan wildlife intended, just simply observed that Minnesota minnows possess the unique ability to live submerged in alcohol a spell longer than most North American breeds; for reasons modern science has yet to reveal.

The Minnesota Minnow Shot tradition was born, when young people around MN began drinking the shots for fun.

by Shomas April 8, 2009

Minneapolis

The act of kneeling on someone's neck for a long period of time until that person dies. Anyone can commit this action, but it's especially committed by racist folks.

That police officer truly Minneapolis'd on that woman after her 3-year-old daughter accidentally took a barbie doll from the toy store.

I'm not driving over the speed limit. I don't want to deal with some Officer Cartman beating my ass up whilst telling me to "respect his authoritah (sic)", or worse, giving me a Minneapolis on the side of the highway.

I dread to go back to Conroe or any Houston suburb. I'm afraid of an angry redneck or neo-Nazi randomly pulling a Minneapolis on me.

by OK Dodo May 29, 2020

Open Minded

To be up for anything and everything involving sex and life in general!

She is very open minded in and out of the bedroom!

by Nicki1234 April 2, 2008