Milf Truck

When a Milf is driving her kids to or from school in an SUV or 4 Wheel Drive Vehicle.

Did you see the tits on the Milf in the Milf Truck?

by Anthony Linton aka *MAD DOG* October 14, 2008

YS MILF

Young Slut Mother I'd Like to Fuck. A teenage girl that is a slut and also a mother because of how slutting she is.

Arash: Did you hear Vicky had a baby?

Jaydev: Yeh, thats funny as thats she's only 14 and already she's a mother.

Avtar:She's so young hot and slutty.

Arash: She's a YS MILF.

by theblackprinceoflrosannaTS July 27, 2011

milf valley

another name for Mill Valley, CA. So named because MV is filled with so many 30's or younger hot moms driving around in their suvs and audi station wagons.

"Damn bro, we gots to go to Safeway 'cuz them dat gives Milf Valley its name be there."

by Heywood Jablømi August 17, 2006

Wanna be MILF

A teen girl who hopes to get pregnant in hopes to be labeled a MILF. This occurs when young girls feel that babies are trendy and cool. Celebrities with many kids and movies glorifying MILFs created an army of wanna be MILFs.
In this context babys are like purse dogs

MILF: "I am so glad I still look hot at 32 after having a baby"

Guy: "Angelina Jolie is such a MILF"
Teengirl "babies are soooo cute I want to have one so I can be super sexy and cool. I will be the hottest MILF at 15"
Guy: "You are such a wanna be MILF, I will knock you up so I can be a fly baby daddy tho"

by Patrick Poser April 08, 2009

hockey milf

A very attractive hockey mom; often found in ice arenas. She should not have a gap in her teeth, excessive facial warts, or enough cottage cheese on her thighs to feed a small country.

All of the hockey coaches are trying to bang that hockey milf!

by Hot mama February 06, 2005

got milf?

question often posed by milf hunters.

Often the phrase "got milf?" is seen on billboards, buses, wet teeshirts, over urinals, on subways, in the board room, and other milf hunting grounds.

by beaurex May 20, 2006

MILF scouting

An act usually performed at an event where a large number of mothers will be present, for example a school football match or open evening, where one simply walks around the event looking out for and admiring young or middle aged mothers that they wouldn't mind genitally infiltrating.

"I've been made to take parents around the school at open evening today, it's an effort and a half"

"Mate, its the perfect oppurtunity to do a bit of MILF scouting"

"OHHH YEAHH, that makes it so much more worth it"

by Wangdalf January 30, 2008