meet-free meetup

When two people propose to meet each other socially, but never actually follow through with the meeting, thereby appearing to fulfill a social obligation, without any risk of actual socializing.

My friend sincerely invited me out for lunch, and I sincerely said yes, but we never bothered to call each other back to confirm any time or dates. I knew then it was a total meet-free meetup. Still, I appreciated the gesture. Sort of.

by SnotBubbleBoy May 14, 2011

public meeting

A date that goes no further than coffee, lunch, dinner, or a movie.

I had a public meeting with a woman today. I wanted a private meeting but she insisted we go out for coffee.

by Devon Parsons January 20, 2009

Nice to meet ya

Nice to meet ya is a common phrase spoken by players meaning "I'm going to try to hook up with few drinks."

Him: Hey, Nice to meet ya - do you won't a drink. You look like you need a double..
Her (thinking silently - he said nice to meet ya

by Siouxsie Supertramp February 21, 2021

Meet the Madsons: 2

New movie Eddie Murphy's new hit movie featuring the actor from The Haunted Mansion 2 2 and the new movie donkey in shrek. This movie is rated by 3 critics as "A good movie" "would watch... again" "Five Stars" Critically acclaimed movie in theaters right now meet the mattsons: 2

"It's me, Eddie Murphy. Have you seen my new movie The Haunted Mansion 2?"
"Meet the Madsons: 2 new movie In theatres Starting May 5 in this summer"

by Fairbanks. May 20, 2020

Meet the Chimps in the Alley

White Nationalist slang for lynching. Typically used to intimidate black people.

Person 1: We'll bring our guns to the rally, and meet the chimps in the alley!
Person 2: Hell Yeah Brother, 1488!

by saggydeernuts June 15, 2022

Post-Meeting Collapse

The inevitable reduction of effort after a great meeting that ultimately ruins momentum and places the team further behind schedule.

We were making good progress, and that meeting went great. Unfortunately afterwards everyone suffered a bad case of post-meeting collapse, and nothing has been done since then.

by Startup Street May 24, 2023

Death Match Meeting

When a superior(manager) schedules any meeting over lunchtime without providing lunch and/or does not allow food at the meeting.

My manger just scheduled a death match meeting. I will be lucky to eat today.

by jojob September 25, 2009