It's not good sex if it doesn't sound like sausage and macaroni
Him: do you wanna have sausage and macaroni tonight?
Her: sure thing daddy
Him: do you wanna have sausage and macaroni tonight?
Her: sure thing daddy
by Chlo_bot February 11, 2021
Get the sausage and macaroni mug.1. a fatal stomach disease that causes ulcers, it's slang is "russian macaroni"
2. two homosexual men have intercourse through the anal passage. one man's penis ejaculates sperm into the anus. He then excretes urine into the same man's anus. The man who was ejaculated and peed into then poops out a light yellow, chunky mixture that looks somewhat of macaroni. You will never look at mac n cheese the same way again.
You may eat it if you'd like.
3. macaroni and cheese made in russia
2. two homosexual men have intercourse through the anal passage. one man's penis ejaculates sperm into the anus. He then excretes urine into the same man's anus. The man who was ejaculated and peed into then poops out a light yellow, chunky mixture that looks somewhat of macaroni. You will never look at mac n cheese the same way again.
You may eat it if you'd like.
3. macaroni and cheese made in russia
1. "Oh no! I have russian macaroni!"
2. "Oh no! Maybe you got it from the russian macaroni you
had last night!"
3. "You don't understand! now we can't russian macaroni
every night anymore!"
2. "Oh no! Maybe you got it from the russian macaroni you
had last night!"
3. "You don't understand! now we can't russian macaroni
every night anymore!"
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If anything machoism should be the male genders equivilant to feminism ie if a feminist is a women who views the world in a certain way, guided by a 'feminist doctrine' (feminism) a machoist must be be a man who views the world according to a 'machoist doctrine'.
by goblinkingandrew October 19, 2003
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NOT A MACAROON
NOT A MACAROON
by blaez kat May 26, 2014
Get the Macaron mug.Legendary poster on the internet forum Boxden.com. One of the most effective smiley users and entertaining story tellers ever. Self-proclaimed alcoholic piece of shit who will fuck anything with two legs and a pussy. His hilarious stories and masterful use of smileys entertain us to no bounds. Probably really a piece of shit but still, thank you BrodyMacaroni.
Guy: Did you see Brody Macaroni's latest thread?
Guy 2: The one where he took a picture of himself with a huge boner in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood.
Guy: No. The one about when he slipped and fell when he was jerking off in his grandma's sink and busted a nut all over the bathroom.
Guy 2: :omfg: :rofl:
Guy 2: The one where he took a picture of himself with a huge boner in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood.
Guy: No. The one about when he slipped and fell when he was jerking off in his grandma's sink and busted a nut all over the bathroom.
Guy 2: :omfg: :rofl:
by boxdenron October 31, 2011
Get the Brody Macaroni mug.Apple's latest Macbook Pro that is "revolutionary." It's newest features include the crisp Retina Display that beholds a resolution of 2880 x 1880, a quad core processor standard in every model, and a standard of 8 GB of RAM. Great for the power user and not worth it for people who want to look at cat photos and their pr0nz.
1. Person 1 "I just bought my new Macbook Pro with Retina Display so I can edit faster with Final Cut Pro x, Aperture, and Logic."
Person 2 "Nice."
2. Person 3 "I love looking at pr0nz and cat photos, so I bought a $2000 computer with a "quad core cpu and 8 gb ram" lol, like whatever the hell that's supposed to mean. Anyways, I hear it has a nice display"
Person 4 "You could do that with the regular Macbook Pro just as fine cause you wouldn't notice the screen difference being such a noob, and that's only $1200"
Person 3 "ur just j3l0us"
Person 2 "Nice."
2. Person 3 "I love looking at pr0nz and cat photos, so I bought a $2000 computer with a "quad core cpu and 8 gb ram" lol, like whatever the hell that's supposed to mean. Anyways, I hear it has a nice display"
Person 4 "You could do that with the regular Macbook Pro just as fine cause you wouldn't notice the screen difference being such a noob, and that's only $1200"
Person 3 "ur just j3l0us"
by Mjtmastercp August 30, 2012
Get the Macbook Pro with Retina Display mug.Yet another failed attempt by apple such as the Power Mac G4 Cube and the Twentieth Anniversary Macintosh.
The 64gb solid state drive will cost you $999 and the biggest hard drive size is 80gb 4200rpm, the ethernet port was removed and an external one has to be purchased if needed, there's only 1 usb port, the cd/dvd drive was removed and its $99 to purchase one separately. The fastest processor is 1.80ghz. Ventilation can't be too good because of the small size. The battery is also non user replaceable, the RAM is soldered on, and it uses mono speakers. It also has an incredibly stupid name.
Good job apple (I hope my sarcasm was blatantly obvious there)
The 64gb solid state drive will cost you $999 and the biggest hard drive size is 80gb 4200rpm, the ethernet port was removed and an external one has to be purchased if needed, there's only 1 usb port, the cd/dvd drive was removed and its $99 to purchase one separately. The fastest processor is 1.80ghz. Ventilation can't be too good because of the small size. The battery is also non user replaceable, the RAM is soldered on, and it uses mono speakers. It also has an incredibly stupid name.
Good job apple (I hope my sarcasm was blatantly obvious there)
Person 1: Hey dude I just got a new MacBook Air!
Person 2: Wtf is a MacBook Air?
Person 1: The new MacBook by Apple it's awesome!
Person 2: Why.. what does it do, float or something?
Person 1: No, it's just the thinnest laptop ever!
Person 2: I think you mean the shittiest laptop ever.
Person 2: Wtf is a MacBook Air?
Person 1: The new MacBook by Apple it's awesome!
Person 2: Why.. what does it do, float or something?
Person 1: No, it's just the thinnest laptop ever!
Person 2: I think you mean the shittiest laptop ever.
by Kent14 January 10, 2009
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