Lump

a large, useless girl that adds nothing to the conversation and is used for sex by an equally useless friend. see also: repugnantly pudgy

Hey, is Sean going to bring his lump over tonight? Doesn't he realize that girl is repugnantly pudgy?

by yo ma March 7, 2003

Lumpkin

Lumpkin:To give or recieve a blowjob, while taking a shit on the toilet.

"dude did you hear how Austin got a lumpkin from Kyli?" "ya Garyn told me about it, thats BAMFin"

See B.A.M.F in dictionary

by Joe Bamf August 2, 2006

lump on a log

Lazy; the act of not doing anything but sitting or laying down on a surface.

Instead of sitting there like a lump on a log, why don't you you outside and watch your brothers?

by beauty_and_a_freak June 24, 2010

lumpkin

a man taking a shit and getting a blow job

also a town in georgia

that lumpkin made her stink for days

by smoogrish December 18, 2006

rock star lump

a defining buldge in ones clothing identifing the size and location of the male genitalia

when paul put on his leather pants we could not help but notice his rock star lump

by 804 mini January 22, 2006

Umpa Lumpa

short fat guy that looks like a rollie pollie, only in GREEN

My Husband....lol

by suzie fierro January 7, 2004

Lumpkin

When a female gives a male oral sex while he is releasing feces in the toilet.

" Ayo Kev got a lumpkin from his bitch last night. "

by Jackie && Shelly June 24, 2006