by raychelle August 1, 2008
Get the lock-blockedmug. to enable the automatic locking device in your cell phone so your swedish wifey cant find the list of ho's you been dialing up for some side action
tiger lock
holmes: i left my cell at home, shit. I hope my lady dont find it.
smith; you need the the tiger lock. after 10 minutes with no action, the phone locks, like fort knox.
holmes; awesome
holmes: i left my cell at home, shit. I hope my lady dont find it.
smith; you need the the tiger lock. after 10 minutes with no action, the phone locks, like fort knox.
holmes; awesome
by oilcan905 April 6, 2010
Get the Tiger Lockmug. n. The situation in which a man waits too long to ask a girl out and she moves on to another guy, putting him in an immoveable friendship. This situation is almost always permanent.
J- "Hey man you've been looking upset lately. Did something happen with Katie?'
T- "No man, and that's the problem. I'm on friend lock!"
T- "No man, and that's the problem. I'm on friend lock!"
by Rock-ME-Hardplace March 6, 2010
Get the friend lockmug. When you have been sat down for ages and really need to piss. If you get up, you will relieve pressure on your bladder causing you to wet yourself, but if you stay sat down you will eventually piss your pants anyway. This paradox is known as Piss Lock. There is no know solution that doesn't result in piss everywhere.
Piss Lock was first discovered during a 5 hour League of Legends marathon.
Piss Lock was first discovered during a 5 hour League of Legends marathon.
by DatJackieB November 18, 2019
Get the Piss Lockmug. A Netflix series about a family who moves into a creepy house full of magical keys with different powers. Haven’t finished it yet, but from what I saw, it’s a really good show! I suggest watching it if you like creepy stories with a touch of magic.
by HarryPotterBuffy February 9, 2022
Get the Locke and Keymug. A cocky girl. Think Goldy Locks, but way more full of themelves. And they don't necessarily have to eat bears porridge, or like porridge at all, just reach a state of asshole-ness with their overconfidence, and have locks. Can also refer to hair that a cocky girl possesses.
That cocky locks thinks everyone is in love with her.
I want to rip her cocky locks right out of her scalp!
I want to rip her cocky locks right out of her scalp!
by Preston Carter Melbourne-Weaver April 3, 2008
Get the cocky locksmug. When you want to get divorced, but you are to poor to afford a divorce and two households, so you stay married.
You no longer have sexual relations with your spouse and are not allowed, because you are married, to have sex with someone else. You are wed locked.
You no longer have sexual relations with your spouse and are not allowed, because you are married, to have sex with someone else. You are wed locked.
by Annbiguous June 6, 2009
Get the Wed Lockedmug.