Listening to Coldplay with the Bois

An excuse to give your girlfriend/s.o. so you can go out and cheat with your head of HR mistress.
Works great if you're a CEO of a company.

"Hey babe, where are you? You havent been responding to my calls/texts."

"Oh baby I'm just out listening to Coldplay with the bois! I'll be back soon."

by Mrs.Nezbit2294 July 18, 2025

Listening to Korn

Code for jerking off

Just hanging out at home listening to Korn.

by anonymous August 31, 2025

Listening to Korn

To jerk off furiously

Just hanging out and listening to Korn

by nycguy7 August 31, 2025

listening bar

The place where you sit in front of computer whilst using it to listen to music for hours on end, like at an akcual listening bar

After a long week, I turned my room into a listening bar, sitting in front of my computer for hours just vibing to my favorite playlists—who needs a club?

by Emotional Cruiser November 1, 2025

active listener

One who pretends to act like they are listening to what you are saying to them while they are actually just thinking of a response. These bastards have to follow every single clause that comes out of your mouth with something to the effect of: "Oh Yeah?" "Ahhhhhh" "Oh Alright" "I see" or one from the plethora of others.

I am really sick of the active listeners in this office. He knows exactly what you mean before you even say it... apparently.

by sp25 June 20, 2008

Switch listener

A person gifted at switching from them listening to you to you listening to them.

Noun

1. “I tried 10 times to tell Karen about my new apartment and every time, before I even knew what had happened, we were talking about her problems with her boyfriend. I felt like I was on a bad drug or something.”

2. I know, the girl’s a natural born switch listener

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

Passive Listener

When someone should be listening to what you are saying but they are mentally too busy thinking of what they want to say or are interrupting you to get their point across or jump ahead of you telling the story because they can't wait for you to finish. This causes them to ask a question about the thing you are talking about before you are able to get it out or ask about something you said but they missed because they aren't really listening. As opposed to an active listener who is genuinely interested in hearing what you are trying to tell them regarding an incident or a story or information.

You: So I told her don't be all up in my business because. ..
Them: So she left or stayed or what?

You: I'm trying to tell you what happened. Don't be such a passive listener.

by Wordy Smith March 22, 2015