lotus leaf

A woman who is very difficult to arouse. As per the wikipedia entry for superhyrdophobicity 'the leaves of the lotus plant.... are extremely difficult to wet.'

"I went home with her yeah, but she was a total lotus leaf."

by sockdemon January 7, 2024

Leafed

When you think you’ve lined up the perfect headshot in any video game, only for the bullet to be stopped by a leaf in the line of fire.

I lined up the perfect shot, and then I got leafed!

by Lecoq October 18, 2018

Leaf cult

A very amazing group of leaf worshipers, that was founded in 2020 at a park at lunchtime. It’s a very religious place to vibe with the leaves.

Person 1: look! I see the leaf cult doing their cult dance.
Person 2: dang, I wish I could join the leaf cult.

by Personpersonhi April 13, 2021

crumbling leaf

a smol bean who's life is a constant exisitential crisis

Griffer was a crumbling leaf by the age of 12

by chokempls April 6, 2017

leaf sanctuary

A leaf sanctuary is where different kinds of leaves are held and can be used for identification. The president of any given leaf sanctuary is called a Berta. Bertas show you where to find leaves and they also advocate for preserving rare leaves.

The Berta at the Madison, WI leaf sanctuary showed me where to find oak leaves.

by S-64 August 11, 2020

Leaf

Agency? No, tech company. Leaf provides end-to-end performance marketing services for ambitious eCommerce businesses. The team gives traditional digital marketing partners a run for their money. Hates snake oil. Likes code, data, and sloths.

The Leaf team helped us profitably scale our DTC brand!

by beLeafer November 25, 2021

Leaf Luck

Someone who shouldn't have a problem doing anything that for some ungodly reason can't get it done.

The Toronto Maple Leafs score with 30 seconds left against Carolina on Nov 19th 2009, 29 seconds later Carolina scores, Leafs go on to lose the game, only explination "Leaf Luck."

by MotionBlur November 20, 2009