landover baptist

A derogotory term for anyone, normally 50yr old virgins, who love the cock so hard it hurts them to see.

ME:Your dad is a landover baptist
EVERYONE ELSE:shut up you poon

by Jimmy April 22, 2005

Lardon

An erection gained by being attracted to a fat girl.

Hey Ricky, check out that fat girl over there.
Yeh, she's well fit. i've got a lardon!

by Rik Grayson December 20, 2007

Ladorable

Lame and adorable put together. It also sounds like some sort of dog mix.

I love you" "I love you too!" "We're ladorable"

by ohwellheyy August 15, 2010

lardon

An erection brought on by the presence of delicious fatty food.

Hey Cody, this double bacon chimichanga is totally giving me a lardon!

by Shelby McHambone September 1, 2011

ladonta

A new name for an identity if you need to run away. Also could be a pasta name

Dang that's ladonta

by runman96 October 9, 2016

landonism

Who loves to be forced to watch anime hentai against his own will

Colten forced landonism on Landon as he watches anime

by Steve job's August 28, 2018

Landon

A beautiful lady that is kind and caring. She is the best to be around and is super funny. She is just a all around amazing girl

She is such a Landon

by Mysterious boi February 28, 2019