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Lawn Ninja

A small Gnome-like creature from the Ratchet & Clank video game series. Highly annoying and carries twin swords that it tries to cut your crotch with.
John: Nice hair.

Jane: Freakin' lawn ninja!
by Xalrons456 March 26, 2012
mugGet the Lawn Ninjamug.

Kian lawn

by Kian l March 6, 2018
mugGet the Kian lawnmug.

Lawn Noob

someone who has a turf/fake lawn, and mows/waters it.
Look at that lawn noob trying to water that turf
by fakeandfake April 16, 2011
mugGet the Lawn Noobmug.

Lawn Whore

A married female that is so terribly unhappy with her home life so she spends a fucking crazy amount of time in the garden fingering herself through a hole in her pocket.
"Look at out there at you Lawn Whore of a mum. I'll shove her."
mugGet the Lawn Whoremug.

cheap lawn chair

Someone who gives up easily when things get tough or something that isn’t sturdy enough.
If they get behind by a couple of scores they’ll fold like a cheap lawn chair.

When the wind picks up, that old canopy’s gonna collapse like a cheap lawn chair.
by Partsdriver July 19, 2022
mugGet the cheap lawn chairmug.

Lawn mowers

a word to describe tomorrow x together’s horrible fanbase
by txttankedwbk October 23, 2023
mugGet the Lawn mowersmug.

lawn service

The uncomfortable and frustrating act of having to make conversation with your pot dealer instead of just paying and leaving.

Common topics include: World peace, how it's "bullshit" that weed is still illegal on a federal level, Ron Paul, Hootie & the Blowfish, how "brilliant" The Big Lebowski is, etc...
"Hey, I thought you were gonna be right back."

"Yeah, I stopped over at Manfred's for a dimebag, and had to give him lawn service for like 2 hours."

"Lawn service?"

"Yeah, it's like 'lip service', but with grass."
by lechiffrefreakout October 17, 2015
mugGet the lawn servicemug.

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