The Lonely Gerstenzang

Cleaning your ears with a Q- tip or cotton swab in a pleasurable fashion, while masturbating. Named after the inventor of the Q-tip Leo Gerstenzang.

Got carried away cleaning my ears the other night. Ended up giving myself the lonely Gerstenzang.

by Edward2yourMother February 26, 2018

Broke, Lonely, Isolated Men

You are doing that to them deliberately. It isn't their parents rasing them a certain way you are DELIBERATELY OSTRACIZING AND SABOTAGING (AND LIKELY ROBBING) MEN WHO WON'T BE IN YOU CAMP. You are DEFLECTING TO PARENTING BECAUSE YOU THINK YOUR INCEST CULT IS THE SOLUTION TO ALL THE WORLDS PROBLEMS AND IT IS NOT.

Hym "YOU'RE DOING THAT DELIBERATELY. YOU'RE MANUFACTURING THE BROKE, LONELY, ISOLATED MEN DELIBERATELY. AND THEN PIECE OF SHIT YOUTUBERS BLOVIATE ABOUT IT LIKE IT'S A MYSTERY. YOU'RE TAKING MY SHIT. YOU REFUSING TO ASSOCIATE WITH ME. THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO THE 'LONELY, BROKE, MEN' THEY ARE BROKE BECAUSE YOU NEED THEM TO BE BROKE. BECAUSE IF I'M NOT BROKE I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN YOU USES PATHETIC GOMERS WHO DESERVE NO RESPECT. THAT'S WHY THEY ARE BROKE. WHY ARE THEY ISOLATED? BECAUSE ONLY 2 TYPES OF PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED IN PUBLIC. FAGGOT ASS MATT. EVERYONE HE KNOWS IS EXACTLY THE SAME AS HIM. FAGGOT ASS OTHER MATT. EVERYONE HE KNOWS IS IN AN INCEST CULT. YOU'RE BOTH TRASH. YOU BOTH DESERVE TO HAVE YOUR KIDS MURDERED. THE ONLY SOLUTION... IS FOR YOU TO KILL YOURSELF GAYVE. YOU, YOUR KIDS, YOUR SPOUSE. AND ANYONE WHO EVEN VAGUELY RESEMBLES YOU NEEDS TO DO THE SAME!"

by Hym Iam July 30, 2024

lone trumpeter

Someone playing their instrument on the periphery. Usually low in confidence or voyeuristic.

I went dogging last night. There was a lone trumpeter stood at the edge of the car park.

by Brassband Billy November 3, 2021

lonely

lonely is when nobody is with you...

o you see eva over their sis so lonely...

by eva_so_wavy_ March 23, 2020

Lone

A person who is strong and whom does not give a fuck about shit that people say
A sometimes anti-social person
A caring ,loving,respectful and overthinking person

Her name is Lone so you better watch out

by I overdosed on Hennessy November 23, 2021

Weapon Of Lone Destruction

A gun.

I don't need a Weapon Of Lone Destruction to define my manhood. But if you need a one to compensate for your inadequacies, that's your prerogative.

by ThreeDigitIQ March 12, 2011

Lone Coward

A person, often mentally unstable, who acting alone commits a violent or terrorist like act.

Did you hear about that guy who killed the soldier on Parliament Hill? Yeah, what a Lone Coward!

by Blair&Zac October 24, 2014