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banana logging

The act of fapping whilst dropping a massive deuce in such a manner so as to stimulate the prostate while the steaming log makes its way through the rectum.
I prefer to use bathroom spray right before I banana log.

Sometimes before I go out on a Saturday night, I get a good banana logging in to get me in the mood.
by jarf May 27, 2013
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Da log

A great drinking spot in the woods. A great place for drinking Mickey’s deuces in excess without worrying about the cops. It might not be that comfortable but all of places to piss and different ways to run if the cops did come into the woods.
Hey are you going to “Da Log” later? Because T.C. Is getting cases and cases of deuces right now and you know the Elsmere cops won’t bother us there!!
by Staydown2722 September 10, 2020
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the log train

The penis, when on bottom.
My wife came home to jump on and ride the log train!
by Titan49 January 3, 2018
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epic log

Another saying for taking a big shit.
person1: yo,did u see the epic log jeffery left in the toilet

person2: yea,it was huge
by jessiedame March 13, 2011
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lacing the log

To ejaculate over ones own poop.
I had such a massive dump yesterday. It was such beaut, it kind of turned me on, so I Christened it with my own semen, thus lacing the log
by Shredwards May 17, 2016
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Satans log

When you take a shit at least two times the diameter of your butthole
Me taking a shit

OOWWWW IT FEELS LIKE I SHAT OUT SATANS LOG
by Hehe I cheated March 9, 2021
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Skol log

Shit covered wood or a wooden object used to anally violate somebody
That Josh is real skol log.
by Pliznay February 11, 2020
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