sand lobster

The underside of Chris' gooch.
Chris has one nasty sand lobster.
by Chris Sever February 01, 2008
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First Lobster

The act of pinching a man's nipples whilst performing a deep throat oral act.
by lionbolo March 29, 2014
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lobster biscuit

Another word for an A-1 prestine vagina
Damn Brittany ,that lobster biscuit is so juicy and tight .
by LDB863 January 08, 2018
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Looby Lobster

The act of when a person with a lobster fetish prepares to insert a fresh lobster into an anus. However, to insert the lobster, the person must loob up the lobster in order to insert the lobster into the anus.
Before Abdul could speak a word, the love of his life spoke four words he has been waiting for for 25 years: "Let's do Looby Lobster tonight".
by 100%communism February 01, 2019
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Lobster Fucker

One who fucks lobsters. Generally from Melrose, Massachusetts.
by 1865richieisgay February 24, 2014
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lobster helmet

The sexual act of having your partner stay in the sun for an extended period of time, making sure they receive sun burn. Then, your partner sits on your face or head, sandwiching a full stick of butter between you and them while the heat of the sunburned skin melts the butter all over you.
After a romantic day at the beach, he pulled out a stick of butter and suggested I give him a nice"Lobster Helmet".
by nebakanezzar April 08, 2016
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Swollen lobster

It's the reaction caused by slapping the vagina causing it to puff up and turning it red
Yo bro !! I just slapped this girl's pus so hard I gave her a swollen lobster
by meowsierz777 February 02, 2018
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