Lobster Pajamas

when a boy wears tights and his penis sticks to his leg.

After playing Peter Pan in the play, I had total lobster pajamas

by aDAMishawt February 9, 2015

Lister

a person on the top ten list of whores at your school.

Wow, look at the Queen Lister, shes the biggest whore.

by Conswayla BannanaHamock March 4, 2009

lobsterpot

main love of your life

Hey lobsterpot - how's tricks?

by The Mamma with the Quan October 23, 2007

Lobster Bibbin'

Ejaculating on someones chest while they're asleep, then sticking a fast food napkin to it.

I was totally Lobster Bibbin' that drunk bitch last night.

by Mistress Cornbread November 26, 2010

conklin the lobster

mrs artman

a mentally retarded sexual preditor who wears red all of the time to hide her real idenity... a bear

luke is such a queer conklin the lobster

by batmanhasaids August 14, 2008

Nigerian Dirty Lobster

backwards tittie fuck while twisting the nipples

She enjoyed it when I gave her a Nigerian Dirty Lobster last night.

by Rob Drama May 7, 2011

Listerineitis

To drink Listerine.Will affect kidneys, liver, and perhaps social life.Not only is your breath fresh, but so is you're asshole.
Affects 8 out of 10 homeless people.

Mommy is that man drinking Listerine from that Listerine bottle suffering from Listerineitis?

by Skip Wright Along March 3, 2009