Lego Foot Massage

The ultimate form of self hate

Friend: Hey buddy, how are we feeling?
You: I want a Lego Foot Massage
Friend: Gosh Diddly Dang

by soupylego August 15, 2021

LEGO Sonic'd

When You get LEGO Sonic'd, It means you have been turned into a gay femboy known for loving Five nights at Freddys Characters and writing My little Pony Fanfiction by the Character of LEGO Sonic.

I can't believe Haise from Overhaul FighterZ got LEGO Sonic'd.

by ABoZoNamedBlur July 26, 2023

lego politics

A term used when describing life because "lego politics" is pointless to anyone other than a lego.

John: Look on the bright side you're living!
Sean: Life is lego politics bro, it's pointless and worthless

by GGATOR April 17, 2017

Lego City River

A place that deserves to be a landmark because of a certain meme.

A man has fallen into the Lego City River

by Power476 December 23, 2020

When you stop receiving LEGO on your 100th Birthday *OLD YODA*

Hey Elliott

Hey Elliott did you here “ When you stop receiving LEGO on your 100th Birthday *OLD YODA*”?

“No Jack I have not heard that one before!”

by Jdnshxhsjznznz December 29, 2019

Lego Transformer

A "Lego Transformer", or, more specifically, "Lego Transformer MOC" (My Own Creation), is a figure made out of Lego that transforms. Their quality range goes from the most well engineered transformation on a figure that has a creative name and a beautiful alt and robot mode, all the way to a lanky, skinny and "Kibble"-full articulation mess whose alt mode consists of the robot doing a really stretched yoga pose and a LOAD of "Parts-forming".

Although, through a partnership between Lego and Hasbro (creators of transformers)a Lego set was made that resulted in a nice and "G1" toy inspired "Optimus Prime"

"Woah Timmy, that's a really nice Lego Transformer figure you made there!

Thanks daddy, it turns into a car!

"Ok, so, this is my most time consuming Lego Transformers MOC build yet, it got 1307 pieces and has 26 steps to turn it into a (generic tank), but not only that, it also got rachet joints!"

by Mr. Transformers and Lego fan January 24, 2023

pocket legos

When you put a Lego figure in your urethra.

“Pocket legos are life braaa.”

by TheGayLegoFig January 18, 2018