jonathan plank

Attempting to do something on a scooter/skateboard and then falling over and then landing in a planking like position

Jonathan: i can do that 4 stair
daniel:you can do it
Every1: Dude hes planking
Blake: im cool

jonathan plank

by jndfkkjdgxcgffxgcjgytfdfghfyfg July 17, 2011

a Jonathan rolon

The name isn't real but It a saying for people who think there the greatest of all time

I know your good but don't be a Jonathan rolon

by Jonathan rolon November 21, 2020

Jonathan Grimes

Fat ass stupid ass bitch

Stranger 1: Is that that Jonathan Grimes The Fat Ass Stupid Ass Bitch ?
Stranger 2: yeah it is that fat ass stupid ass bitch

by Totally Not Jonathan Kitchen November 2, 2020

Jonathan Bird

Top shagger and absolute unit. The next Michael Jordan, James Harden and Kobe Bryant. Constantly dunking on these bitches.
Pro basketball player. Ballin on these bitches

Did you see Jonathan Bird last night, damn

by Kejdjej February 11, 2021

Jonathan Crane

Submissive kinky man

"wow Jonathan Crane is smoking today"

by Wennie :) July 5, 2022

Brother Jonathan

A thick man from the hood who TOTALLY does not have a gun!

Did you see brother Jonathan, he’s got the stuff!

by You gotta do what you gotta do March 14, 2022

Jonathan Sinsworth

Johnathan Sinsworth was a spectacular individual who worked many professions to provide for his many children and wives

Wow, Jonathan Sinsworth is a hard worker!

by Sensei_Wu25 March 28, 2022