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nailing jello to a wall

What Shreya does when she's not surfing couches or committing domestic terrorism
Shreya: "Did you see that, I was totally nailing jello to a wall just now"
Judge: "Ma'am you're facing six life sentences"
by Racist brownies February 4, 2025
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GI Jello

After JD Vance posted photos with Navy SEALs, he become known as "GI Jello" to mock his appearance and perceived inauthenticity, contrasting it with real military service.
There goes GI Jello pretending to be a Navy Seal for a photo op. His eyeliner has to be photoshopped out, to make him look tough.
by LaughingAloud December 24, 2025
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Befuddling the Jello

Verb.

Euphemistically referring to the act of fellatio.
She likes befuddling the Jello with her boyfriend.

She wouldn't go all the way, but offered to befuddle his Jello.
by flyingsioux August 6, 2008
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Befuddling the Jello

A slang term referring to the act of performing fellatio.
Stacy likes befuddling the jello with her boyfriend.
by flyingsioux September 27, 2008
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like trying to nail jello to a cat

A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.
John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.
by Brett’s Brain April 23, 2018
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cat food jello

The most disgusting meal on earth. Make this horrendous dish for your kitty and watch them turn in to little monsters - who hate you & you hate them.

Make this for your weird human self and cry yourself to sleep.
Mom wants to make cat food jello on thanksgiving.
by KittyDaddyCam November 24, 2021
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Looking for fruit in a jello cup

A phrase used to describe when someone denies something for the sake or arguing or joking, even when it's blatantly true.
Person one: "Man, Mount Everest really is tall in person..."
Person two: "No, it isn't. I mean, just look at it!"
Person one: "You're looking for fruit in a jello cup, man."
by DoleJelloCup January 3, 2024
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