Jakeing

1. To become creepily overly obsessed with another person early on in a realationship or friendship

2. To tell a girl 'I love you' way too early in the relationship

3. To tell someone you are basically their boyfriend

4. To always be at your locker

1. He's totally jakeing and telling me he loves me every two minutes!

2. It's been one day and he's already told me he loves me! He's totally jakeing.

3. He's jakeing and telling me I'm his boyfriend

4. He left class early to meet me at my locker. He's jakeing hardcore.

by ClingyBitch October 21, 2013

jakeing

During sexual intercourse, the act of two partners facing each other, and one puts their partners legs over their own shoulders while suspending them in the air by holding their ass. All of this, while thrusting vigorously.

"He was Jakeing that shawty all night long"
and
Verb: "Yo, that chicks like 5'1 and 100 pounds. You could totally jake her: like mad easily".

by CedTruz July 4, 2016

Jake Pratt

very small, very weird, very sexy...
likes to masturbate to pictures of Hayley Williams (Paramore singer) and he has been known to talk about the large scale of his reproductive organs.

Tanner: I'm so bored.
Jeff: Yeah man, I wish Jake Pratt was here, that litte guy is fucking crazy.

by babysmasher March 16, 2012

Jake Curry

One known to love and find earth-shattering pleasure in performing the sex act "Frozen Eddie".

"Man, that Jake Curry said he wanted to Frozen Eddie the hell out of Austin Johnson."

by atticus Locke June 8, 2014

Jake Shit

The act in which one abruptly disappears from his or her group of friends to poop. Said poops may take anywhere from 20 minutes to an hour. At least ten minutes later, their disappearance is recognized. The group of friends usually has no idea where said friend went. Person usually returns silently and is not noticed for another 5 to 10 minutes. After being recognized, said person says they were pooping. So ending the mystery.

Where is Jake?
I don't know?
*40 minutes later*
Jake where were you?
Oh I was pooping.

Ohhh you were taking a Jake shit

by Deoweeni March 28, 2015

jake olsen

A sexy boi wit' a six pack

Two girls are at the beach. One says 'thats a fine Jake Olsen over there'

by Wolffinder74 January 13, 2018

Jake Eli

The most perfect guy you will ever meet in your entire life. If you ever have a chance to meet Jake Eli, never let him go because he’s the most amazing person you will ever meet. Jake Eli is the most understanding, kind, loving, amazing person anyone can find and having one in your life is the luckiest gift you could have.

I wish I knew Jake Eli.
Jake Eli is the best

by Chloe Ross February 15, 2018