Juan Dixon

The most outstanding, most decorated players to ever grace the floor of Cole Field House.

Also see University of Maryland God

Foul him so he can show you his 91% free throw shooting ability

Also allow him room on the three point line so he can make it rain

I don't wanna be like mike and I am not Tiger Woods. I want Juan Dixon in mouth

Juan Dixon by boobooboo1 March 30, 2010

Juan Doe 

An unknown Mexican, usually in reference to a deceased person or an unidentified suspect of Mexican heritage.

They're looking for a Juan Doe in connection with the bank robbery.

They found a Juan Doe floating face down in the river.

Juan Doe by JJ Kracker August 28, 2012

Juan Antonio

Juan Antonio is most the Spanish name of that boy you are totally obsessed with. He’s tan with curly dark hair, beautiful deep brown eyes, and the best heart of them all. He’s honest above all things and tells you exactly how he feels cause he knows it’s always best to be honest first. He’s loyal and would never stray from your side once he calls you a close friend. He may seem quiet and hard to get to know but once you talk to him he opens up and if even in touch with his emotional side. If you a fortunate enough to be Juan Antonio’s girl he’ll love you like no one else, do anything for you, is soft as can be, an is absolute husband material.

Girl:OMG did you see Juan Antonio today he’s so attractive but seems so intimidating.
Girl 2: I heard him and Jade are dating and he seems so soft for her.
Girl:No way!

Juan Antonio by JuicyWEMONADE April 7, 2020

Juan Es Gay 

A guy named Juan that is fucking gay

Look Juan es gay

Juan Es Gay by Juan es gay April 23, 2019

Juan Gamer's Law 

Juan Gamer's Law dictates that if someone responds to a claim by saying it is a logical fallacy, it means they no longer can defend their position and they have lost the argument.
Saying that a claim is a logical fallacy as way to easily disprove it is a way to avoid the issue without actually having to refute it.
For example, if someone says that your claim is an ad hominem, you then try to prove that you are not using an ad hominem rather than try to defend your original point. It's a subtle way to switch goalposts during an argument and way to get stuck in a loop of trying to figure out the claim was a logical fallacy.

Statements that trigger Juan Gamer's Law
"That's just an ad hominem"
"You're strawmanning me"
"If you're anti X then that means you are X"

Juan Gamer's Law by Juan Gamer June 21, 2018

Juan Logic 

When someone doesn't understand a Jake Joke

Person 1: I just found the only rhythm game you can beat me in
Person 2: Another*
Person 1: What do you mean another?
Person 2: Cmon man don't act like you have Juan Logic

Juan Logic by Megabotx7 November 11, 2018

Juan David Barahona Gonzalez 

the same person who looked up for the definition of his name made this definition himself in order to boost his self esteem. Juan get off your mommies computer.

Juan David Barahona Gonzalez likes to grope men

Juan David Barahona Gonzalez by JuanitoDespacito June 8, 2020